Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**Long term effects of “bad” teachers?

Spelling Albuquerque **

** Innocent things you did as a child without repercussions, that would get you suspended today
Spelling Albuquerque**

Hell, in today’s schools you can get spanked for using adverbs.

"I’m so rich that I…
I hit my weight loss goal today!

Yeah, if I could afford to have a personal chef cooking for me, I could lose all my weight too.

Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman
Maximum the Hormone - Japanese Punk

So that’s how it’s done. I guess that explains why a band called ‘[boy] Knife’ was all-female.

That’s not how it works. What you want is to be so rich that you can pay people to eat all your food for you.

**How to fail at Twitter in one easy step…
Veterinarian brags about killing a cat
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**What can we do about the enormous amount of wasted food?
How tough is it, really, to eat for $30.00 / week? **

Less wasted food, I tell you.

** What words do you often see in print but never hear in spoken communication?
I guess I do cause animal deaths when I eat pre-killed meat.**

Or, how to get kicked out of Burger King.

6-Letter Word-Change one or two letters make a new word
Which car should my wife buy?

Jaguar -> Hummer -> Nissan -> Subaru -> Shelby -> Pagani

[sub]I might not know how to play this game correctly[/sub]

** Dutch banker fired for working as a prostitute “on the side”
Chinese Government cracking down on Strippers at Funerals**

Next, they’ll be going after nude car washes. :mad:

** "I’m so rich that I…

I coulda been a STAR in the MMP!!

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[Marlon Brando] …instead of a bum, which is what I am![/MB]

** Seeking suggestions for a week in San Diego
How tough is it, really, to eat for $30.00 / week?**

No problemo! And Bob’s-Under-The-Overpass still has rooms available at $10 a night.

** Question about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.
Was it ever a crime to shout the word “celery”?**

No, but if you shout “Rutabaga!” at Palestinian women, there’s bound to be trouble.

**Odd sex questions that starts with some sort of complaint about previous threads

Long term effects of “bad” teachers? **

Clearly the Cameron Diaz type teachers.

Long term effects of “bad” teachers?
I’d love to participate in this kind of study
Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do

Is cursive dying?
Everyone’s a winner

Except cursive

How many Honus Wagner cards were produced and not destroyed by the manufacturer?
I’d love to participate in this kind of study

At least, if I get a Honus Wagner card out of it

Could the POTUS pardon every single felon with “the stroke of a pen”
Stupid Things You Never Expected To Do

If you’d told me I was going to pardon every felon, I’d have said you were crazy.

**Poll: How many medications do you take each day?

Do we have an “overly medicated society”?

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** I’m so poor that…

"I’m so rich that I…
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** I’m so poor that…
These headlines are practically indistinguishable!**

Whaddaya mean, “Republican Elected President” and “Democrat Elected President” are way different!

Ignoring one between the first and the last:
** Elephant Bird Egg up for Auction

Tiny Cows and Printed Meat

Little things that bug you
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** Have you ever tried worm “charming” or “grunting” to harvest worms?
Do you get irrationally irritated by accents / voice traits?**

There’s nothing worse than a Cockney worm charmer.

“Oi! Come 'ere, you 'effin Lumbricus terrestris!”