**I’m so poor that…
CATS!!!
**
…that I can’t even pay attention.
** Veterinarian brags about killing a cat
I hope your baby burns her eyes out **
And so ends a promising new career in pediatrics. 
**CATS!!!
How on earth did I sleep for 20 hours? **
You’re a cat. It’s the kind of thing you might do.
**Online dating question
Most Painful Condition?**
Trust me, that’s not the question you want to ask.
**Is there any one advance that divides societies into civilized vs uncivilized
Fellas: How large is your erection? **
Hah! I always suspected that’s how 50% of the population divided up societies.
CATS!!!
Observations on cats and the squee constant
Good topic, but your paper’s more likely to get accepted without the excess exclamation points.
**Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman
Times you were REALLY glad you kept your mouth shut? **
Nuff said.
** Times you were REALLY glad you kept your mouth shut?
Has anyone here had sex to the stereotypical porn music? **
Well, now that you mention it…uh, nevermind. :smack:
**Online dating question
How tough is it, really, to eat for $30. **
Nope, still not the right question. Keep trying.
What do people see in Klingons?
Anti-war songs
** Long term effects of “bad” teachers?
Some jackass hijacked my school’s network
**
Separated by one:
** Does this situation(dentist committing assault) make sense?
Times you were REALLY glad you kept your mouth shut?
**
I’m so poor that…
Let’s tell a story four words at a time
Can’t afford more words
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Any instances of former POWs going after former captors for “payback”?
Sounds about right
** ‘We are stardust’: A few questions, please.
How do people find a sex partner?**
If that’s your best pickup line, no wonder you’re celibate.
Talk to me about banana sauce.
These are a few of my favorite cheeses
I said banana sauce.
**So your kid goes missing for 3 days…
Scared to open car hood **
I’m not looking in the trunk, either.
** One Theory On What Is Killing the Bees?
Superfast trains in the U.S. - why not?
**
That’d explain all the honey and pollen dripping off the windscreens.
** audit finds voting machines used in three states were breathtakingly easy to hack
Voting today! Did you vote electronically?**
Early and often.
**Remaining sane when death is everywhere
Will Florida ban Spring Break? **
It may be the only solution.
Sorry to do this here but…
Weird, pretentious, or bizarre names…
Bill Maher at The Sands
Look, just tell me which name is more pretentious, Bill Maher or “The Sands” and I’ll let you get back to your regular posting.