**Some things don’t seem like they need to be said
Please play your bongo drums inside the house
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That, however, seems like it needs to be said.
They’re off by a few, but…
What does molten lava taste like?
Unrequited Love
**How the fuck do I even leadership?
Butt-Nekkid. But Patriotic! **
'Splains a lot about them gubmint folks.
Student Fails To Hack Into Computer, Sets It On Fire Instead
Little things that bug you
Yeah, that’d bug me.
How the fuck do I even leadership?
Dense turgid lawyer-speak
Seems a lot of politicians think so.
Do you eat Chinese food for Christmas?
The “No, Both Sides Don’t Do This” Thread
Only one side eats Chinese food for Christmas
** How not to catch a mouse
I can’t replace my cat Vincent… But I found Nemo!
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**Veterinarian brags about killing a cat
Workplace griping, anyone?
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There are five other threads between, but I couldn’t resist:
**How not to catch a mouse
56 years later they caught him!
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They’re only three threads apart now.
But THESE are contiguous:
** How not to catch a mouse
Dense turgid lawyer-speak
**
“The party of the first part (henceforth “the mouse”) and the party of the second part (Victor Spring-Activated Entrapment Device, henceforth “the mousetrap”) agree to…”
How would you express these two lines of dialogue in more natural-sounding English?
Dense turgid lawyer-speak
Gee whiz, how bad could it be for that to be an improvement?
** Thoughts on living in Tulsa, OK
Poll: Holidays most associated with drinking**
In the latest poll results, Tulsa-ites have voted Christmas as the holiday most associated with drinking, narrowly edging out New Year’s, Labor Day, Fourth of July, Memorial Day, Veterans Day, Presidents’ Day, Martin Luther King’s Birthday, Cinco de Mayo, St. Patrick’s Day, Mother’s Day, St. Swithin’s Day, May Day, Flag Day, the National Day Of Prayer…
Thread title/last poster combo:
How were the pyramids in Egypt built?
by Human Action
**Little things that bug you
Just encountered y first click beetle
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** Identify this fantasy guitar player story
The Guitar (The Lion Sleeps Tonight) by They Might Be Giants
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These are properly sequential now.
You just need some patience, my friend. 
**How not to catch a mouse
Unrequited Love **
Yeah, you can’t just sit around pining–you need to just open up and let the mouse know how you feel.
6-Letter Word-Change one or two letters make a new word
What’s up with the language police lately?
** Dense turgid lawyer-speak
Discontinuation syndrome, you mean withdrawal?
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Lawyer: “MY term is more precise!”
** Can a dead person be “accused” of something?
How Did the Flies Get into the House?**
Y’know, maybe you should stop putting off Uncle Ernie’s funeral.