Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

Great Art Belongs to the World?
"Don’t call me ‘cisgender’!"

I’m sorry, I meant “Great Ardwina Belongs to the World.”

** Thoughts on living in Tulsa, OK
Why do people/groups do this?**

For the pristine white sand beaches?

How not to catch a mouse
Strange things you’ve found

Let me guess…A putrefying mouse?

** What do babies actually need?
Are we “meant” to be herbivores**

Quit yer crying, kid, and have another stalk of kale.

**What makes a Stradivarius so good?

American Crime
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“As you requested, Antonio Stradivari,” intoned the Devil “Your instruments shall absorb the energies liberated by evildoers and release them in the power of music! But your soul shall be Mine!”

**What makes a Stradivarius so good?
New Top Gear cast ? **

Not unless there are way more motorheads in the London Philharmonic than I think there are.

Which animal would take down 4 humans the quickest?
The cat likes vegemite

Fluffy, back! Quick, where’s the vegemite?

Oh my Goddess
Stupid religious idea of the day
"Don’t call me ‘cisgender’!"

God was assigned female at birth, but…

Why is overbooking legal?
Are there any concepts in mainstream economics today that can be said to have come from Karl Marx?

It’s only legal because Russia and China keep vetoing the abolishment proposal at the Security Council.

What do immigrants to the US need to be taught?
**What are the nine eskimo words for snow **

Well, maybe if they’re settling in Alaska.

Ab initio airline pilot training programs
I fell eight or nine feet

Well, it was a start.

Things that don’t happen any more
Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

I know! The sequential thread of yesteryear were so much better!

Has anyone ever broken a heel…or both!
Barefoot Running

Things that don’t happen any more
Darn it - the bed died

Yeah, living beds haven’t been around in a very long time.

**Poll: Starting at What Age Are You Inclined to Assume Hair Dye if No Grey Hair?
You’re dying. Would you like a big goodbye party?
**
Yeah, if you have no grey by 80, off the island with you!

World War I aircraft
What do babies actually need?

Probably not

How Can I Help My Son Understand Homosexuality?
“Opposites attract” vs. "You should marry someone like yourself"

** Darn it - the bed died
May 5, 1945 - we shall remember.**

Not only that, we observe a moment of silence each year for all of our defunct appliances.

**I had a brilliant idea for the MMP

Mother’s Day

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** What would cause a bigger deep-fryer explosion-- frozen turkey or dry ice?
How secure are cloud data solutions?
What mechanism could cause Krypton to explode? **

I dunno, but I’m not leaving the house today. :eek: