I’ve found my future assisted living facility
Woodchuck armageddon
Spend your golden years chucking wood!
How much wood?
** Things that don’t happen any more
Woodchuck armageddon
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It was all that wood being chucked around. Seemed like the end of the world.
Armegeddon tired from chucking this wood.
**Say you Google image searched your SDMB name. What are some photos that come up?
Woodchuck armageddon **
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Are there any issues a person must agree with you on to be remain your friend?
Nah, it’s the big tent party
**Woodchuck armageddon
Anti-gun Democrat uses gun inappropriately **
** Is there anything more hateful than automated dialing machines?
North Korea’s Missile-Launching Submarine**
yep, that probably qualifies.
NOTE: As someone who frequents this particular thread, I have to give a shout out to the poster who gave us Woodchuck Armageddon. That title has done wonders for this thread today. 
**Jaw Wired Shut and Choking to Death
Why do Asian-Americans name their daughters these names? **
These newfangled naming trends are getting out of hand.
** Good songs with terrible lyrics
Delta, Delta, Delta: can I helpya, helpya, helpya?
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** Anyone familiar with southern West Virginia?
How do kill someone with an antiaircraft gun?**
We don’t mess with them fancy toys, Pappy’s shotgun is plenty good enough.
Starting a new job
Asking for a salary raise in my job situation
I’ve been working at this firm for hours! I deserve a raise!
**Starting a new job
Kim Jong Un Does it Again: Kills His Defense Chief **
Execution is one way to move up the employment ladder.
StG
**Best version of Diary of Anne Frank?
She-Hulk is the biggest load of sexist crap! **
Well, maybe so, but the part when she beats up the entire Nazi army is pretty awesome.
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Free Association
But it’s in the Constitution!
**Astronomy questions from grandson I am unable to answer
First People in Space, Gravity
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How do kill someone with an antiaircraft gun?
Decapitation!
** Need parenting advice fast - Spring fever?
Decapitation!**
It’ll slow them down for awhile.
**My 16yo son ignored Mother’s Day.
How do kill someone with an antiaircraft gun? **
He won’t make THAT mistake again.
Does the US Navy make sense?
“He doesn’t know he is gay, yet” – What does this mean, exactly?
“But he’ll figure it out soon enough once he’s surrounded by seamen.”
** “He doesn’t know he is gay, yet” – What does this mean, exactly?
Should the term “you guys” refer to males only, or is it more or less genderless?
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How about “you gays”?