**Comedy Duos - Two Straight Men
Harry Shearer Leaves The Simpsons **
So much for a duo.
**When they say someone has a “soaring” voice what does that mean to you?
Good songs with terrible lyrics **
Terrible lyrics make me [del]soar[/del] sore.
**Good songs with terrible lyrics
Re-watching Friends **
Smelly cat, smelly cat…
Ice Ice Baby, Or Do You Regularly Use Ice in Your Home?
Decapitation!
Well, I don’t know that “regularly” is the right word - I mean, I don’t slaughter people all that often, but the ice does seem to reduce the mess.
** Strange things you’ve found
A blather
**
Tom Silva: "No, you’re all wrong! This tool is an 1850s blather. They used to use them to blathe the walls of a house.
** What’s the most important event or person that nobody’s made a movie about?
Decapitation!
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** You are visiting Africa, what do you want to know?
Ice Ice Baby, Or Do You Regularly Use Ice in Your Home?**
More importantly - does this safari have Wi-Fi?
**Why are idiot customers allowed to get away with it?
Why “stupid” should be retired as an insult
**
I’m not sure “idiot” is an improvement.
** A Visit to Des Moines
Why the hell is my dog puking and how can I get her to stop?**
What can I say - some breeds just prefer Cedar Rapids.
** How to get a bird out of a fireplace (need answer fast)
Decapitation!**
That’s why I always hire “The Decapitators” for my pest control needs.
Turnitin- Exactly How Does It Work?
Death by hanging
They’re getting really tough on plagiarism these days.
Worst possible combat role in WWII?
A Visit to Des Moines
“It’s too quiet…I don’t like it.”
How do all the anti-acne chemicals work?
Death by hanging
Seems a bit severe to get rid of a few zits…
** I’ve found my future assisted living facility
Quarantined!
“Something just fell out of me, can you check?”**
The medical care sounds fine. How about movies and shuffleboard?
Hm. I think I’ll eat Nigerian tonight.
The FEC throws up its hands and surrenders
Throwing up its hands? That often happens when overindulging in cannibalism.
**Best way to bring down the North Korean regime?
Pretty, Cute, Beautiful, Sexy **
That would be the *best *way. Although I guess I could settle for ugly, nasty, violent, explosive.
what sorts of things do mature adults hang on their walls?
Are there any undertakers here?
:eek:
Tsarnaev Sentenced to Death: How Long?
Are there any undertakers here?
I guess you’re not expecting it to take long then.
** A depressing thought from a confirmed atheist
Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how?**
Jesus works in mysterious and sometimes icky ways.
Strange things you’ve found
Saw a man cut in half, everything spilling, alive, alert for a long time…how?
That would be pretty strange…