**Private pooping
Creamsicle kitty likes us **
Creamsicle likes to come into the bathroom when I’m on the toilet.
She’s a weirdo.
Firing squad question
“its” v. "it’s"
“They”?
Stupid Republican idea of the day
…
Let’s talk about supply side economics
One apart, but too perfect to pass up.
Match.com (Dating sites)
Sitting daily next to an obsessive nose and scab picker
[soto voce] Don’t pick me. Don’t pick me. Don’t pick me…
**Hi. I’m new and I want to know how to debate and engage in conversations on the internet
Watch out for stoned bunnies **
That’s the most important thing. The rest should hopefully fall into place.
Someone’s breaking into your house with intent to do you and your family harm.
Is there any “good” in Las Vegas?
When hope seems lost, it’s Casino Man to the rescue - with a stack of chips and a great deal at the Bellagio!!!
**Someone’s breaking into your house with intent to do you and your family harm.
Poll: Best and/or least offensive methods of execution **
That’s what my handy-dandy home guillotine is for.
Loopy Limericks
Snacking while driving
There was a young man named McGoo
Who had bad eating habits, it’s true
His pantry conniving
and snacking while driving
Led to a long spell on the loo
Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?
Hi all
Oh, there you are! 
**My new novel, homage/satire/love-letter to ASOIAF/Game of Thrones/internet-fandom is out!
Speak To Me Only In Game Of Thrones
**
**Does exposure to cold weather reduce your immune response?
Cryogenics may be possible by the year 2050
**
How about your resistance to death?
** Things that scare me, by Cooper the Portuguese Water Dog
Tell me about your most unpleasant and/or scary airline flight
**
Cooper wants to know if he should be scared of airplanes flights
Separated by one:
** The “Truthers” are out there.
“Air quotes” are still quotes!
**
Separated by one:
**If Jesus was really named “Yeshua”…
Why do only Spanish cultures use Jesus as a first name?
**
Yeah! How come?
** Hi all
Three days in Denver. What to do?
Credit card fraud
Private pooping
**
What do you do for days 2 and 3?
Snacking while driving
Should I hire a tax professional for this?
Put down that W-2, Bob, and open me a bag of Fritos.
Spelling bee words
Wagga Wagga!
Is this in the freestyle round?
**I just saw the 1st sign of Spring
I have frostbitten feet **
Surely this means that it can only get better from here!
Really, Really Stupid Crap You’ve Done Recently
Credit card fraud
Any other phrases that are examples of themselves?
Wagga Wagga!
It’s such a wagga wagga phrase.
Presented without comment:
Fear of Death
Stupid Republican idea of the day