Separated by one:
** Breaking news: Toilet paper goes over not under
Private pooping
**
**PETA: People Executing Taken Animals?
Piper Cat prefers freshly killed kibble, thank you **
:eek: Meee-ouch!
Oi! Get your finger outta me bum!
Emergency Alert System Tests
It got your attention, didn’t it?
Oi! Get your finger outta me bum!
Wagga Wagga!
…and other conversations overheard at my local pub.
** Brother/mother another/different sister/mister
Picking up subtle social cues is hard**
Who are you again?
** Is my co worker interested…?
Am I a total bastard for only giving two weeks notice?**
I suspect he’s not that interested.
**A weird teen dating switch
Brother/mother another/different sister/mister **
Yup, sounds weird to me.
**Is it creepy for brother and sister to cuddle on the couch?
Brother/mother another/different sister/mister **
Let’s just go through all the possible configurations here. I really want this subject cleared up.
**Does Batman or Jesus seem more real to you?
Help with online dating profile **
Oh, just try to be yourself.
**Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?
The first 2015 Sequential Threads thread **
But as soon as I post this, they will no longer be sequential! Consider your mind blown, dude!
**You’re being warped 100 million years into the future — How do you prepare?
Would you read the diary of a recently-deceased family member? **
“Hm…Uncle Morton was killed by the Beetle People of the year A.D. 100,002,014. Perhaps his diary can offer some insight into how I should prepare for my trip.”
Evocative songs and the feelings they, um, evoke
The Voice Season 8
What’s the stupidest injury you’ve incurred?
Shot himself in the face cleaning his rifle
**You’re being warped 100 million years into the future — How do you prepare?
Hairballs. And puking
**
In Which Cartooniverse Burns Out Two Blenders. In One Week.
PETA: People Executing Taken Animals?
:eek:
** Oi! Get your finger outta me bum!
In Which Cartooniverse Burns Out Two Blenders. In One Week.
**How can one even hope to reason with this kind of Muslim?
Explain the “Harry Potter is evil” meme?
Was Jesus Real or a Myth?
**
So a Muslim, Harry Potter and Jesus walk into a bar…
** Hairballs. And puking
Is my co worker interested…?**
Any woman would be. And if you scratch a lot, that’s the trifecta.
**What is a female version of a “cockblock” called?
Wagga Wagga! **
**Bugatti Veyron gets toppled…by a Swedish hybrid?!?
Wagga Wagga! **
Swedish hybrid chef comes to mind.
**Things From Your Imagination That You Never Thought Would Happen Until It Happened
You’ve written a bestselling novel. A movie producer wants to buy the movie rights. **
Yes, that. No, wait, that was a dream. I keep getting these things mixed up.