Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

California “death penalty for sodomy” proposal could appear on ballot.
Oi! Get your finger outta me bum!

Considering the silliness of it, that would be a great official title for the proposal.

Vocal Question—Vibrato
Is it correct to say: "I am out of stock of meat?"

The actual line is “O doloroso! I am outttttt of stock of meatttttttt!”. A great recitative from the opera “The Barber of Seville”.

**Oi! Get your finger outta me bum!
Bachelor Party Stories **

** Oi! Get your finger outta me bum!
Tell me about your most unpleasant and/or scary airline flight**

Because of those mandatory rectal exams in economy class, I switched to First Class, and the worst thing that’s ever happened there is the time they ran out of tonic water. :eek:

Separated by one.

What “scary” movie/book do you want remade/rebooted?
Rear Window – on the big screen

Can you raise one eyebrow?
What is a female version of a “cockblock” called?

:dubious:

** My dog pooped in the dog groomer’s shower–on two occasions.
Who speaks for planet Earth?**

BAD DOG, BANDIT!!! aroooo…

** Ask the Firearms Historian

Grammar question… Is proper english doomed?
**
Can we shoot people who use improper grammar with a Flintlock?

** My hair is thinning. Any proven solution?
Found a new feline Overlord…**

Advantages: Warm, good coverage, interesting colors.
Disadvantages: Tough to keep in place, especially when showering.

** What gives you hope?

New Motorcycle
**

My Harley has redeemed my soul!

Picking up subtle social cues is hard
Is my co worker interested…?

**Another “Help with Dating Profile” Thread
Hairballs. And puking **

Yeah, no. Don’t mention that.

Robots, Explosions, and Time Machines
I’m confessing: “50 Shades” made my bits tingle.

:eek:

** Pain Pill Hangover??
Toga Party! **

**What gives you hope?
Drinking culture **

Why do black pupils in the US underachieve academically when one factors out poverty?
Infinite series of cause and effect

**Where the fuck are you?

Red Light District

**

An oddly appropriate way to ask that question.

** Steophan: ‘“Blacks are subhuman” is either true or false, and by itself has no moral component’

Don’t say “That’s awful white of you,” please.
**

I don’t know. Do many people use improper grammar with a Flintlock?

Idiotic Orthodox Jewish Tradition Leads to Death of Seven Children
I’m sick of people who think it’s ok to use ‘The N-Word’ in front of me.

:eek: That’s no reason to kill them.

My hair is thinning. Any proven solution?
Can you raise one eyebrow?

Can you raise it high enough to reach over the top of your head?