**Chemistry demo #2 - teacher sets classroom on fire
Toga Party!
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**It’s fucking SNOWING. AGAIN.
Where the fuck are you?
**
** What is a female version of a “cockblock” called?
New Motorcycle **
She’s a beauty!
**Lover filmed sex w/o consent…illegal? Options?
Picking up subtle social cues is hard
**
“Do NOT film us doing THAT!” she said, coming after me with an axe.
** I’m going to call the kettle black: Let’s see the birth certificate!
Don’t say “That’s awful white of you,” please.
**
** What Ideological Labels Do You Give Yourself In Politics
Old Jewish Men Who Are Pro-facebook Posters**
Bound to be a key voting bloc in the Iowa caucuses.
**Score! Four Dozen Incandescent 60 W!
Get your finger outta me bum! **
Sorry. I was looking for my lightbulbs.
Europe is a cool place to visit, right?
Migration has begun.
I guess the answer was “yes”.
** Do we know how Bob Jones University defined race?
Colors - primary vs. secondary and the rainbow**
** Perception of heat in sexual arousal
Is pyroacoustics a thing?**
Dang, I wish I’d thought of that for my Master’s project.
**Happy Birthday, William Shatner
Star Trek: Khan **
KKKKHHHHAAAANNNNN
** What does death smell like?(do not need answer fast)
My dog pooped in the dog groomer’s shower–on two occasions.**
That’s pretty close.
**What would happen if I shipped polar bears to Antarctica?
Roman invasions of Britain **
Wow, this butterfly effect thing is even weirder than I thought.
** Unpronouncable (by non locals) town names
ISIS captures Tatooine
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Too many beings on the Galactic Council pronounce it “Tat-Tooney”
** What does death smell like?(do not need answer fast)
How to Drain a Waterbed **
Advertise it on Craiglist, someone will buy it.
**Words you just have to mispronounce
Unpronouncable (by non locals) town names **
Well, figures.
**Getting rid of the smell of death
Is it correct to say: "I am out of stock of meat? " **
** What gives you hope?
Drinking culture
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My hair is thinning. Any proven solution?
Migration has begun…
Yeah, my hair didn’t really thin. It just migrated elsewhere.
Mine seems to be hanging out in my nose.