Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
501

When did Hannibal Lector become someone the audience cheers for?
Memorial Day Eats

If that’s how he won you over, I don’t think I’ll be attending your Memorial Day picnic.

502

Starting a new job
My Memorial Day speech this morning

Dear coworkers and bosses, especially bosses. Why the hell did we have to come in to work today? :mad:

503

**Can you REALLY swim?
In Flanders Fields **

No, you can’t. You’d be on land. Next question.

504

**Your BF/Husband dies mid coitus: Do you finish?
Stupid Gun news of the day… **

Maybe acting out the “sex at gunpoint” fantasy was unwise, but hey, just a couple more pumps and I’m done.

505

**Bifocals?
seeing too much makes you insane **

**Weird dreams, anyone?
Nightmare Unsolved Mysteries **

506

oops

507

Now it’s

**Can you REALLY swim?
In Flanders Fields
Well, that was pretty damned odd
**

So I guess someone succeeded.

508

I Need A Tree.
Newspaper editions in the past

So you already have the time machine and the pulp mill, then?

509

**How were the pyramids in Egypt built?
Federal government finances
**

510

** Vacation without spouse - Yay or nay

Poll: If your spouse had to cheat on you…
**

511

**So, your son or daughter is running for President of the United States
What’s the worst job you ever had? **

“Malia, uh, I’m not gonna lie to you here–being President of the United States really, really sucks.”

512

Columbia Student and her mattress protest/art exhibit.
In Flanders Fields

She doesn’t have perdiddlymission. :mad:

Well, that was pretty damned odd
I used a coupon from 1964

513

Need euphemisms for “kick some ass!”
We Have Pigeon Eggs

I’ve come here to kick ass, and watch pigeon eggs.

514

Phrases that revolt you just by the reading…
Would it be “gay” for a guy to drive a hatchback?

515

**Just realized I was molested 55 years ago
In Flanders Fields **

At least the poppies were nice.

516

Dang, scooped!

517

** Brick cheese. The real, STINKY deal.

This does not sound remotely edible…
**

518

**Will I like beer can chicken if I don’t like beer?

This does not sound remotely edible… **

Aw, c’mon, give it a go. It doesn’t sound that bad, really.

519

**Columbia Student and her mattress protest/art exhibit.
New neighbor from hell. **

Darn those mattress-toting college grads. They really bring down the neighborhood property values!

520

If You Were the Duggars…
Phrases that revolt you just by the reading…

entirely self-explanatory