We have a new kitty!
Rest In Peace Jerry. You were a great kitty
That was fast.
(I’m going to hell in a cat carrier, aren’t I?)
**My sister’s coffee can
Try My Diet and Lose Weight
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I don’t see how your sister’s coffee could eat less than it already is.
Vacation without spouse - Yay or nay
Anyone have a Robotic Vacuum Cleaner?
Yeah, but the motel clerk gives us a funny look when I ask for a room for two.
How, exactly, does one “Mess with Texas”?
Keurig and disappearing water
Actually, Texas would probably appreciate disappearing water right about now.
**Why do people tip for coffee or fast food?
What’s worth $3.5 million in hush money? **
You can’t put a price on a barista keeping safe from the world the secret that at some point you knowingly and voluntarily ordered a half-caf non-fat soy-milk venti Kopi Luwak latte with two pumps of pumpkin spice flavor.
**Mysteries in your family.
What’s worth $3.5 million in hush money?
What secrets do families cover up? **
**Your wife/husband/very-committed-SO is having sex with someone else. Your emotions?
Mysteries in your family.
What secrets do families cover up? **
Miscellaneous tough questions for Christians
Do wives deserve a “wife bonus”?
Normalizing U.S.-Cuban relations?
Fractional Reserve Banking: a myth?
Damn, these are tough. I can’t find anything about them in the Bible and my church doesn’t seem to have any opinions. Except for normalizing U.S.-Cuban relations. They think it’s a good thing.
Did anything good come out of World War I?
**“Pissed-Off Chick” Songs **
I done fucked up with my nephew today…
Joe Biden’s son Beau has died of brain cancer
:eek: How the hell did you do that to him?
**What would be the ideal world population?
If you were the Duggars…**
I done fucked up with my nephew today…
World More Dangerous for Kids?
Hundreds of billions! Keep 'em coming!
** What do immigrants to the US need to be taught?
Would it be “gay” for a guy to drive a hatchback?**
They have to be taught how to avoid ignorant stereotypes!
Also
Scooped 
**What secrets do families cover up?
Does a naked photo of you exist in this world? **
** Movies you’ve seen recently
“The Aristocrats” **
** Ask the guy who’s just been shopping in Denver pot stores
What’s your personality type? **
Stoner, dude
If You Were the Duggars…
Driving a retired police cruiser
Would you consider this dog stolen?
I think they have enough troubles without playing at Dog Patrol.
** Is there ANYTHING that eats roaches?
Why do apples make you hungry?**
They’re not as bad as roaches - that crunchy goodness means you can never stop with just one.
Confused cat rape
Bad Stuff you did as a child
In my defence, I was really confused.
** Three-minute showers in military boot camp
One morning you wake up without your head. Pulse, BP, respiration normal. What happens then?
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Then you’re the perfect soldier for drill exercises.