**Speak to me in song titles!
Speak to me in succinct song lyrics
Verbose song titles (I think we did this before, but hey!) **
Succinct or verbose? Make up your flipping mind!
**
I Pit people who can’t bring themselves to swear in SDMB threads
aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?**
**Best “I’m so glad they found each other” couples stories
School and Grammar **
Sounds like a good match.
**iRobot Roomba 800 behavior needs modification
I want to see a rodeo **
What you need is the iRodeo model.
**What animals could kill an orca?
The Wonder Bread Giant
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Okay…then what REAL animals could kill an orca?
Girls, how do you defend yourselves?
Horse shit?
Sure, why not? Just keep a big bag of it in your purse at all times.
**Bands touring that really aren’t the original band anymore
Do you like Bread?
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I don’t know, are they still touring with the original band?
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If You Were the Duggars…
How common is incest/sex exploration?
What’s the maddest conspiracy theory you’ve heard?
Cat intermittently peeing outside litter box
It’s a plot to infect the humans with toxoplasmosis!
Michelle Obama just spoke at my alma mater
Why older women turn me on
Pretty sure she’s taken.
Ozarks
How common is incest/sex exploration?
That seems to be stereotyping…
** What elements create the uncanny valley and what might be its opposite?
The Wonder Bread Giant
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I don’t know – he looks pretty Uncanny to me.
** If Patient is to Doctor, Carer is to…
The Wonder Bread Giant
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The Wonder Bread Giant will take GOOD care of you.
He’s the Gift to Sequential Threads that keeps on giving.
** Designer Vaginas - why is this there any consumer interest or demand?
How often do you “treat” yourself and how? **
Well, Father’s Day is coming…
**Girls, how do you defend yourselves?
Donald Trump **
Good choice. That hair would scare anything off.
An eccentric billionaire is buying. What’ll you have?
Skeeters in the MMP
We’ll give them to you for free!
**Cops cops cops on the Mass Pike yesterday…anyone know why?
Boston dopefest**
Ask the 25 Year Old with Dentures
This grossed me out probably more than it should have
** What to get a 1-year old?
How common is incest/sex exploration?**
Uh, I’d stick with a nice stuffed bunny.
**Girls, how do you defend yourselves?
Reusable Rockets **
**I just hired my first research assistant! What next?
Wealth **
Actually, I think it goes:
- Research assistant
- ???
- Wealth!