** What neat thing did you just learn?
Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth. **
That’s not neat, that’s just disgusting!
What’s your favorite mythos?
Gluten-Free Vodka? Really?
How can i barrgain with a pawn shop broker?
Ow, my hip!
No, that’s how he bargains with you if you don’t pay him back.
**Should I consider visiting Liverpool again on my second trip to the UK
Pretty, Cute, Beautiful, Sexy **
IMHO, John, Ringo, Paul & George.
** What neat thing did you just learn?
Finally, the Wife Can Join the Nazi Party of Germany
**
And that’s “neat”. Okayyyy…
** What animals could kill a grizzly bear?
Killer Asteroids.**
no, no. “Animals”.
** Interesting fact about Gerald Ford’s wife Betty
It’s Not A Puppy, It’s Not A Kitten…It’s CUTER!**
It’s also dead. But you’re right, it’s pretty darn cute.
** Depression is a joke
Eyesight suddenly getting worse
Finally, the Wife Can Join the Nazi Party of Germany **
See, there’s always a silver lining.
** Could a human being eat dog and cat food and be healthy?
Why can’t FIFA officials take bribes?**
Hey Sepp, gimme broadcast rights to an upcoming tournament game and there’s a whole case of Friskies Buffet in it for you!
**Josh Duggar (Duggar kid 1/19) to be executive director of Family Research Council
Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth.
**
Rule 34! Rule 34!
**Gandalf and Dumbledore are gonna get married!
Is Luann going to get laid? **
Now *that’s *what I call a party.
Your favorite/best War Movies From the 1950s (A)
The Beach boys Movie
Help Me Rhonda, I’m hit!
-The Omaha Beach Boys.
Bad Stuff you did as a child
The Windows 10 free upgrade thread
I upgraded Windows when I was too young to know any better.
** “Welcome to the Dirty South” says Whole Foods. I don’t know what they mean.
“Dirty Stories” anyone?
**
** Rubber Clothing (Fetish)?
I need Viking pants! (and boots!)
**
…and make sure they’re rubber!
** Fuck you, Wayne Burgarello & fuck that jury too
aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I Pit people who can’t bring themselves to swear in SDMB threads
**
What animals could kill a grizzly bear?
An orca would do it.
**What animals could kill an orca? **
A bear could do it.
…If prepared.
Hey! I wanted that one.
Now I have to settle for:
**Self-driving cars may not be a bad thing
My parents make me break the speed limit. **
**Self-driving cars may not be a bad thing
My parents make me break the speed limit. **
** Michelle Obama just spoke at my alma mater
Don’t forget to wash your grapes …**
Better advice than I’ve heard from a lot of graduation speakers.
Girls, how do you defend yourselves?
32-foot fake willy
A bit unwieldy, but effective.