Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

** What neat thing did you just learn?
Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth. **
That’s not neat, that’s just disgusting!

What’s your favorite mythos?
Gluten-Free Vodka? Really?

How can i barrgain with a pawn shop broker?
Ow, my hip!

No, that’s how he bargains with you if you don’t pay him back.

**Should I consider visiting Liverpool again on my second trip to the UK
Pretty, Cute, Beautiful, Sexy **

IMHO, John, Ringo, Paul & George.

** What neat thing did you just learn?
Finally, the Wife Can Join the Nazi Party of Germany
**

And that’s “neat”. Okayyyy…

** What animals could kill a grizzly bear?
Killer Asteroids.**

no, no. “Animals”.

** Interesting fact about Gerald Ford’s wife Betty
It’s Not A Puppy, It’s Not A Kitten…It’s CUTER!**

It’s also dead. But you’re right, it’s pretty darn cute.

** Depression is a joke
Eyesight suddenly getting worse
Finally, the Wife Can Join the Nazi Party of Germany **

See, there’s always a silver lining.

** Could a human being eat dog and cat food and be healthy?
Why can’t FIFA officials take bribes?**

Hey Sepp, gimme broadcast rights to an upcoming tournament game and there’s a whole case of Friskies Buffet in it for you!

**Josh Duggar (Duggar kid 1/19) to be executive director of Family Research Council
Waffle House Employee filmed masturbating in booth.
**
Rule 34! Rule 34!

**Gandalf and Dumbledore are gonna get married!
Is Luann going to get laid? **

Now *that’s *what I call a party.

Your favorite/best War Movies From the 1950s (A)
The Beach boys Movie

Help Me Rhonda, I’m hit!
-The Omaha Beach Boys.

Bad Stuff you did as a child
The Windows 10 free upgrade thread

I upgraded Windows when I was too young to know any better.

** “Welcome to the Dirty South” says Whole Foods. I don’t know what they mean.

“Dirty Stories” anyone?

**

** Rubber Clothing (Fetish)?

I need Viking pants! (and boots!)

**
…and make sure they’re rubber!

** Fuck you, Wayne Burgarello & fuck that jury too

aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you?

I Pit people who can’t bring themselves to swear in SDMB threads
**

What animals could kill a grizzly bear?

An orca would do it.

**What animals could kill an orca? **

A bear could do it.

…If prepared.

Hey! I wanted that one. :wink:

Now I have to settle for:

**Self-driving cars may not be a bad thing
My parents make me break the speed limit. **

**Self-driving cars may not be a bad thing

My parents make me break the speed limit. **

** Michelle Obama just spoke at my alma mater
Don’t forget to wash your grapes …**

Better advice than I’ve heard from a lot of graduation speakers.

Girls, how do you defend yourselves?
32-foot fake willy

A bit unwieldy, but effective.