**I broke my moderator coffee mug
May have to replace a heater core **
Wow, those things are high tech.
**Does Anyone Escape the Podiatrist?
Females pulling up leg and sitting on foot?
**
Ahhh…I see. If you pull up your leg they can’t climb up after you. And if you sit on your leg, they can’t get at it.
** I Am Now Officially Wierd
I have an Apple Watch on my wrist **
Asparagus farts are worse than asparagus pee
Strange Announcements
Females pulling up leg and sitting on foot?
Am I right to break up with my optometrist because of this?
If that’s all it takes for you to break up, I’d suggest some counseling.
The Foot Bones Connected to the . . .
Ugh, my sinuses…
That would be pretty disgusting.
** ask the girl who is stranded at the Detroit airport overnight
Interesting Tiny Airports
**
Is Detroit one of them?
**Now I know why Don Corleone said—
We Have Pigeon Eggs
**
…and they’re so good, you can’t refuse them!
** Am I right to break up with my optometrist because of this?
WTF happened to my contact lens solution (Clear Care)
**
**London-bound passengers stranded in Canada military barracks as flight crew rests in hotel
Interesting Tiny Airports
**
I hear Goose Bay in Labrador is fascinating.
**Females pulling up leg and sitting on foot?
What’s the deal with women only gyms?
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**Interesting Tiny Airports
787 climbs vertical after takeoff for airshow? Wow.
London-bound passengers stranded in Canada military barracks as flight crew rests in hotel **
‘Say, Chris, that was some take-off!’
‘That airport was too interesting to pass by, Pat.’
‘Good thing we got a good night’s sleep. Too bad about the passengers.’
‘Yeah, but the density altitude was lower in the morning.’
** Poll: Microagressions, political correctness, innate bias, and hypersensitivity
Does my dog have free will?**
Making you sit and stay is not a “microaggression”, I don’t care what those asses at PETA say.
Now I know why Don Corleone said—
Obscure jokes
** hypothetically growing plant in space
Is a Kosher diet better? **
Maybe…but I can’t shake the image of Kosher franks orbiting a giant gefilte fish.
** Why do bad things happen to good people?
Should Charles Manson have been found guilty? **
Obscure jokes
5 dead after balcony in Berkeley, California collapses.
Can’t say I’ve heard that one.
Microagressions, political correctness, innate bias, and hypersensitivity.
Words that sound strange to you
Not to me, but evidently to some.
Chances of you having sex with someone OTHER THAN your current partner before you die?
How soon to make sexual advances on a widow?
That’ll improve her odds
**Vincent Bugliosi is dead
Ask the cruise ship ex-crewmember **
Those cruises are dangerous!
**Does my dog have free will?
It’s our lifestyle! (Man walks woman on leash in mall)
**
** Now I know why Don Corleone said—
Jurassic World looks dumb (New Trailer)
**
Perceptive guy, that Godfather. Even when peering into the future.
I don’t wanna say anything bad about him. I might end up with a velociraptor head in my bed.
** London-bound passengers stranded in Canada military barracks as flight crew rests in hotel
Back from travel abroad after 2 weeks!
Interesting Tiny Airports **
Two weeks is a really long time to be stranded, but hey, at least they had an interesting airport to wait in!