** When did the Germans realise the jig was up?
What is it with American spades?**
Jeez, is Archie Bunker posting here again?
** Do you regret getting divorced from your passionless, roommate-like marriage?
Am I right to break up with my optometrist because of this?
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“Doctor, I’ve had it with our passionless, roommate-like doctor-patient relationship. I want a divorce!”
**Now I know why Don Corleone said—
I watched all of the Resident Evil movies and I liked them
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**Now I know why Don Corleone said—
I watched all of the Resident Evil movies and I liked them
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It was Professional Courtesy
Glowing stories about living people nobody likes
Ask the cruise ship ex-crewmember
You encounter lots of people nobody likes on a cruise ship!
** Why are adolescent wild rabbits so docile?
Am I right to break up with my optometrist because of this?**
“Sorry dear, but I must leave you and hop away with Peter, as soon as my new frames are ready.”
Who will you write in for president?
The 2016 Republican candidates
You don’t quite grasp this whole “write in” thing, do you?
**What’s the deal with women only gyms?
Microagressions, political correctness, innate bias, and hypersensitivity. **
Pretty much, yeah.
** Unusual things you saw today, or recently anyway
Charleston, SC church shooting **
**Re: funerals of very crummy people
Charleston, SC church shooting **
I am so going to hell
**What to do with leftover chicken carcass?
You Remember Kenny Rogers Roasted Chicken? What went wrong? **
Well, there’s your problem.
(Alternatively: Just how old are those leftovers?!)
** Questions about Endoscopy - HELP!
Why do some people have very bad or bery good luck? **
Some people get bery good drugs.
"Organic"-living pregnant tenants & sugar ants
Two items that should be included in a new car.
I’d prefer the satellite radio…
Charleston, SC church shooting
Vincent Bugliosi is dead
They got him too?
Annie-Xmas scooped me on one
The worst role an actor/actress has on their resume?
Cream soda
Yeah, but Michael Dorsey once tried to bring Method training to playing a tomato
**What phrases are or will be regarded as dog whistles?
Why is healthcare in the USA such a clusterfuck? **
Everybody knows They have screwed up our healthcare system! You know–Them! Am I right or am I right?
Yeah, you know I’m right, you just won’t say it out loud is all.
The thing you hate most that people say
Society changing into a Rental Society
** What do you wish you knew when buying a house?
Mortgage Balloon Payment coming due, concerns
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** Now I know why Don Corleone said—
Cream soda **
Yeah, you get tired of Chianti all the time.
** You’re not allowed to put Presidents on US $… Who do you choose?
Poll: Men: Do you prefer Pretty, Cute, Beautiful or Sexy women?**
Kate Upton on the $20 bill? OK by me.