** Who should clean out the employee refrigerator?
New Member with Short Wife**
We hired Bob because his wife doesn’t have to bend over to clean the bottom shelf.
What a planet is, revisited. Also Pluto.
Getting Even
Hey, Jupiter! Hey, Saturn! All you fatsos, picking on me for not being a planet. Who’s in the news now? Who’s getting all the chicks this time around? Hah! Up yours!
Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?
NYC pastor obsessed with semen, demons, and latte. Oh, my!
I thought he was from Boston.
Cows sought after BMW vandalized
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Well, I saw a BMW with cow dung all over it and “Cow Power” spray painted across the hood.
Crichton’s “Eaters of the Dead”
Let Us Speak of Salsa
“You know, with a little salsa, Joe isn’t bad…”
** Best way to grill a steak (need answer fast)
Crichton’s “Eaters of the Dead”
New series on AMC - Humans**
Thanks for the suggestions, but I really was looking for tips on preparing cow. :smack:
**Ther’s a difference between “helpful and generous sibling” and “controlling nutjob,” Sis.
I am, in theory, cool. But only in theory. **
Well, at least you admit it.
**How do you look entitled?
Building a wooden privacy fence **
“Finally! This will keep all the little people from looking at me!”
** So, the Grateful Dead closed their last show with…“Attics of my Life?”
Cool powers, but useless in a fight.
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**What do you do when you are depressed?
I upgraded to Win-10 today
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Advice needed from the LGBT community
Men in skirts
Are there Confederate flaggers parading in your streets?
New Zealand is choosing a new flag
Hmm. I think I see a way to kill two birds with one stone.
Am I An Arrogant Fucker?
Am I An Arrogant Fucker?
Is there an echo in here?
When I have money I can waste, I’m going to…
Compare Hampshire and New Hampshire
Pretty sure you can do that for free
**Space Quotes!
Great article about the Apollo astronauts trying to sleep on the Moon.
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**Twin engine VW Bug?
Horsepower question
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Where do you hide your porn?
Job interviewing advice sought
It’s probably not a good idea to bring up your porn collection until at least the second interview.
** Do you have a “BABY ON BOARD” sign on your car?
So what do you worry about killing you, then?**
The W.C. Fields zombie. :eek:
What do you do when you are depressed?
A story of two people who love each other but couldn’t be together. (Long; breakup)
As long as I’m already depressed, I might as well indulge myself with a really good weepie.
Who should clean out the employee refrigerator?
Where do you hide your porn?
Good point. Everybody step away from that refrigerator! I’ll do the cleaning.