** So what do you worry about killing you, then?
Household Entropy**
“The toaster orbit is decaying! Run for your lives!!!”
**What do you do when you are depressed?
Men in Skirts **
It seems to have done wonders for Bruce Jenner’s attitude.
Space Quotes!
ByeBye Facebook
I’m leaving you behind with the rest of the earth.
**‘Yes Means Yes’ is the Law for Sex on New York College Campuses
Men in skirts
The Mating Dance of the Telemarketer -or- Don’t fish off the company pier.
**
how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?
A hustler told me a bald face lie!
Well, I was just minding my own business at the urinal, looking at this other dude’s penis, and he said he’d…
** how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?
They never found out it was me!
**
Ask a 23 year old virgin anything
OMG. What do I do now?
Bad question.
** Fire caused by pooping cyclist
How to Kill the Fruitflies**
And to think I was going to waste money by hiring a cropduster…
Ask a 23 year old virgin anything
STDs the next day ?
That’s a major worry, yes.
Ask a 23 year old virgin anything
STDs the next day ?
Aw, man, that’s what I call bad luck.
EDIT: Aw, nuts
** How do you cope/get-over being unattractive/plain-looking/ugly?
I’m an attractive, well-adjusted person who does fine in social situations.**
Fire caused by pooping cyclist
OWWW!!!
**I’m an attractive, well-adjusted person who does fine in social situations.
STDs the next day ? **
There’s always a downside.
**Bodies remain on Mount Everest. Why?
Is This Story That Hitlers Body Was Not Found True? **
Well, first you have to find Hitler’s secret Everest hideout bunker. Doh.
** how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?
They never found out it was me! **
**OJ Simpson Murder Trial
Anti-Feminism **
Ah, she was just a cheating bitch. She deserved what she got. Even if OJ did it, it was justified.
(Sadly, I know some people who believe this.)
Poll: Is this girlfriend behavior harmless or hurtful?
STDs the next day ?
Gonorrhea Gertie is the girl that I adore.
Scooped!
I’m still waiting for the STD thread to line up with the Cosby thread, BTW. They’re *this *close at the moment.
Vagina Dialogues - canceled, too offensive
Worst Tasting/Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal
**Wife caught sexting lover while at Atlanta Braves game with clueless husband.
They never found out it was me! **
They never found out it was me!
How to Kill the Fruitflies
No one was really that concerned…