Identification of an 8 legged beast
Sputnik
I have several orbiting my front porch light. :eek:
Gluten free meatball
Worst Tasting/Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal
Actually, Special K With Gluten-Free Meatballs is palatable if you add lots of brown sugar.
Wait, 1930’s Style Death Rays were REAL?
Fire caused by pooping cyclist
1930’s style death poop.
Quirky hobbies/pastimes which you suspect only you partake in
Beating Rhonda Rousey.
Yup, I beat her on a regular basis. Too bad it’s not in front of an audience and I’ve never recorded any of our matches. :smack:
Wife caught sexting lover while at Atlanta Braves game with clueless husband.
They never found out it was me!
[bHarry Potter whats up-?
I Love Lucy **
Hermione and Desi are very upset.
**CNN.com headline: ‘Cyclist wins 2nd Tour de France’
Beating Rhonda Rousey. **
Although to be fair to Rhonda, she did pretty well considering that she didn’t have a bike.
Police jumped my backyard fence
How do I get rid of my meth neighbor?
Tell the police to jump back over the fence.
**how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?
The I Didn’t See One So I Started One MMP
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**Amount of body hair directly proportional to the amount of testosterone,However…
I don’t want to hear about famous people or their children doing the nae nae. **
** English Words That Don’t Translate
Do you Airbnb?
**
“What means this Airbnb? How you pronounce?”
**Where did this joke come from?
Worst Tasting/Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal
Breakfast **
I don’t get it
** Amount of body hair directly proportional to the amount of testosterone, However…
how many men look at other mens penises when peeing?**
**Quick, what’s your current earworm?
We Will be Losing Lotta **
Want a whole lotta love
Want a whole lotta love
Want a whole lotta love
Want a whole lotta love
** What is expected from a salaried (vs. hourly) IT worker?
Perfecting the stationary bicycle **
The scope of work for the IT department has certainly changed. No wonder they never answer my calls.
**Quirky hobbies/pastimes which you suspect only you partake in
how many men look at other mens penises when peeing? **
**How do you deal with a dog in a hot car if the police won’t respond?
Cars that wave to each other
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“Well, the window was open a crack, but not enough to make a difference, so I just sidled my car over, and it waved to the other, which caused enough air circulation to cool off the dog until the owner arrived!”
Question for Eye Surgeon
Best options for replacing T1-11 plywood siding
“And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the T1-11 plywood siding that is in thine own eye?”
**As of today I have been married more than half my life!
It’s Tuesday night, not Wednesday morning. **
Darn it. Very well, as of* tomorrow…*
**A few days in Amsterdam
The stages of being on The Dope **
If it’s just a few days, you’ll probably only get to the “staring at your hand for hours” stage.
**Sputnik
In safe orbit around a black hole
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