** Depicting the human form and Islam
What is meant by the term “threshold issue”?**
Depicting Alfred E. Neuman as the prophet Mohammed on the cover of Mad magazine might be a threshold issue.
Be fun though.
** As of today I have been married more than half my life!
I think I just joine the Crazy Club.
**
** What is AARP good for? Are there alternatives?
Would joining the military make the average person better?**
Yes, but the discounts aren’t nearly as good.
“I don’t know but I’ve been told
I’m so old that I grow mold
One two…
three four…”
**More sovereign citizen goodness
I think I just joine the Crazy Club. **
No, no, no–you, the Natural-Born Human Being and Lawful Permanent Sovereign Resident Res Ipsa Loquitur and Certiorari De Bello Gallico didn’t join the Crazy Club; just your Legal Strawman joined the Crazy Club.
**Unusual ways to relax. Mine is Lube Smithying. What’s yours?
Quirky hobbies/pastimes which you suspect only you partake in
**
** What Did You Eat Out Of The Garden Today?
Cecil: The slaughtered lion
**
This is almost haiku-like:
**Fragment of a poem:
What fruit is this?
Garfunkel and Oates
Where did this joke come from?
Reversing actors’ overexposure
**
Separated by one:
** Worst Tasting/Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal
Garfunkel and Oates
**
The Garfunkel ruins the taste of the Oates.
And now legitimately:
** Garfunkel and Oates
Worst Tasting/Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal**
Wait, 1930’s Style Death Rays were REAL?
I think I just joine the Crazy Club.
Tesla wasn’t crazy! He was a pioneer! And so am I!
**Things other people consider “disposable” that you don’t
Who else scavenges parts before tossing something out?
**
**Semi-trucks driving VERY SLOWLY with hazard lights on
What kind of lawn mower is this?
**
That semi is going so slowly that if it didn’t have its hazards turned on I’d think it was a lawn mower!
**What Did You Eat Out Of The Garden Today?
Cecil: The slaughtered lion **
How he got in my garden, I’ll never know. But in any case, I shot him.
**Hey, new member. Job search questions.
How many planets in our galaxy harbor intelligent life?
Is this attitude towards work unusual? **
I don’t know about unusual, but hey, you’re on the right track. Willingness to relocate is always a plus when trying to find a job.
Already did it in #926 above
Oops, sorry.
Then I’ll have to go with this instead:
**
What do you call this type of head covering?
Cecil: The slaughtered lion **
I’m going for the Hercules look.
Why do men wear suits?
Ancient Astronaut Theory.
“You see, the space travellers wore bio-suits to protect themselves from harmful contaminants and micro-organisms, as we can see in this recently-discovered painting in a mesoAmerican step-pyramid. So this was retained as a race memory by humans, and once we had the technology, we instinctively set out to imitate the ‘space gods’ although of course we had long since forgotten why. So…”
** How interesting are millipedes as “pets”?
how to find a new puppy?**
I guess giving the millipede a belly rub didn’t work out well…
Separated by six, but I couldn’t resist
**When a hunter says “I eat what I kill”
Kentucky Man Shoots Drone, Gets Arrested
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He evidently needed more iron and fiber in his diet.
**Things other people consider “disposable” that you don’t
Who else scavenges parts before tossing something out? **
Nothing ever needs to be thrown out. If you wait long enough, it’ll come in handy. That’s the real reason the ancient pharaohs were buried with lots of stuff. The afterlife can be a real pain if you can’t jerry-rig the doohickey that makes that thingamabob work.