**Baby cut carrots and sorta-slime
Breakfast **
Hey, it was all I had in the fridge.
**If You Could Start Your Life Over …
When you get old…
Caitlyn Jenner notwithstanding
Is Woody Allen really that stupid? **
Yes, he is.
**Caitlin Jenner notwithstanding
What is the appeal of “chicks with dicks”?**
**how to find a new puppy?
So I’m just going to have to get over my arachnophobia, aren’t I? 
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“Hey! This puppy’s got – uhhh – eight legs!”
“And too many eyes!”
Teach me to swear in Lithuanian
Breaking news on Mullah Omar…
Šventoji šūdas!
** Whats the longest you’ve slept uninterrupted and what’s the story behind it?
Do you sleep naked in hotel rooms?**
Not since the time the maid let herself in, leaned over the bed and yelled "HOUSEKEEPING!!!"
Do wrestlers die younger than other athletes, and if so why?
RIP Rowdy Roddy Piper
**Today is my son’s 13th birthday
True stories of survival of absolutely evil childhoods **
Kentucky Man Shoots Drone, Gets Arrested
Can we use technology to end traffic stops?
Um, not in Kentucky.
This is clearly the thread winner. I suppose we can close this one now.
**How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?
Your views on self-defense, killing, and weapons **
Dang! I simply can’t come up with anything witty. I’m so frustrated it makes me want to go punch someone.
What are you teaching yourself?
Yay! I got the "best cancer!"
**WinXP - if this is true, final nail in the coffin?
When is someone declared dead?
**
What birds do you most frequently see?
What the hell is Trump?
Would that be a loon?
**Today is my son’s 13th birthday
Yay! I got the “best cancer!” **
Happy birthday, kid.
What the hell is Trump?
Stuck in my apartment (need answer fast)
Sorry, can’t help you there.
Sending signals out of a black hole
Temperature of a black hole
Maggots eat only dead flesh?
“I’m sorry sir, there are places we just won’t deliver a pizza.”
When a hunter says “I eat what I kill”
Why is there an immigration problem in Calais?
Turns out those pesky bleeding-heart European Union laws don’t allow hunting immigrants for sport or practicing cannibalism!
What would you sub for chicken in a vegetarian tikka masala?
Mexican Coke?
Worth a shot. It will be interesting, at least.
**Today is my son’s 13th birthday
Bimbo Eruption
**
Kids grow up so fast these days.