** When you get old…
Seroquel **
Huh. I would’ve guessed “Dulcolax”.
How DARE he park his plane there?
Malaysia Airlines 777 Missing
Kentucky Man Shoots Drone, Gets Arrested
When a hunter says "I eat what I kill"
Now I’m wondering whether the guy ate the drone.
** What’s normal at the age of 14?
Boy Scouts [have ended] ban on gays
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**Need something to do in Central/Western Pennsylvania
Swimming With Sharks
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What’s normal at the age of 14?
Swimming With Sharks
Maybe in Australia…
**What’s normal at the age of 14?
True stories of survival of absolutely evil childhoods
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**“Just eat the whole box of spaghetti and the entire jar of sauce. Deal with the fallout later.”
Morning at Supermarkets: commonly “Man Shopping Time”?
**
Re: Suicide
It Sucks To Be Dying!
That’s the problem with those “jump off a tall building” suicides–you may change your mind on the way down.
** Famous people who were killed by animals?
Is President Obama wearing bulletproof underwear here?**
Yep - the Secret Service heard a rumor that raccoons have opposable thumbs…
**Horrifying news from Nepal: 10-year old victim of ritual human sacrifice.
I just updated to Windows 10 and you can too if you want **
I know that Microsoft products can be a nightmare to make work properly, but Jesus…
**Dashboard “Miles Till Empty” - how accurate?
Do you drive purely for recreation?
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Yeah. I like to see how far I can go when the needle’s on “Empty”
** Swimming With Sharks
What are the odds?
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Not all that great
Worst Tasting/Least Favorite Breakfast Cereal
Wheat Thins or Triscuits?
**What ever happened to the Energy Department’s 100 MPG(e) production car?
Unicorns exist? **
Yes, we’ve come full circle: From the horse-and-buggy, to the “horseless carriage”, to cars that are pulled by unicorns!!!
(Now we just need to get to work on those flying unicorns–it’s 2015, dadgummit; I want my flying unicorn-propelled car.)
**Saw an odd boy the other day
Honoring the Rock of Chickamauga
Monster 6 engine, dual fuselage, 385 ft wingspan airplane “Stratolaunch” soon to be a reality
How DARE he park his plane there?
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Kill one on How I Met Your Mother
Kill one Friend
Do away with The Simpsons
What about my landlord?
** The salient points in the story of Jesus
Dashboard “Miles Till Empty” - how accurate?**
The holy dashboard display said “0 Miles Till Empty”, yet it came to pass that Jesus converted wine into premium unleaded gasoline, and lo, his Buick made it all the way to Canaan without stopping.
- Mobil 31:12
** What songs from the 60s really are about acid trips or drugs?
Obvious things about a creative work you realize after the millionth time**
THAT song is about drugs? who knew?
** What is in those tiny novelty thermometers?
Vaccines, autism and big pharma**
Jeez, it’s a good thing I didn’t get a full-sized one! :eek:
Catholic Confession Questions:
JFK’s salary to charity?
As penance?
In blow, U.S.-trained Syrian rebels captured by al Qaeda wing
We Will be Losing Lotta
One of the top stories today, Lotta has fallen to al Qaeda.
** I don’t know if my job interview went well.
Lizard Man!**
Basking in an offer, are we?