Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**What is this new feline behavior (or what does the damn cat want)
Am I the only one who’s not !OUTRAGED! over the death of Cecil the lion? **

No, but your cat is outraged over the death of a fellow feline.

Catholic Confession Questions:
Is a lit match for bathroom stink the best solution?

**I don’t even believe in prayers. How 'bout some good vibrations? **

Don’t be an atheist in Fort Wayne

** You seldom get a set-up like this IRL

Psycho The Rapist
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What are the odds he’d be named “Psycho”, really?

**The Dorito Effect.

Worst national cuisine?
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** Is a lit match for bathroom stink the best solution?
If I train to hold my breath longer, what am I changing in myself?**

You know, you could just flush the freaking toilet.

Know what really burns my ass?
Stupid Gun news of the day…

So… I’m guessing the answer is hot lead?

** Most overrated foodstuff

Kat Chow

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What’s In A Name?
More sovereign citizen goodness

No, that’s my Legal Name, not my real one.

**Most overrated foodstuff

Do you have a food or drink or condiment that you HAVE to have in your home at all times?
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**Seventy Years Ago Today…

Why do people often represent distances as time

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How far is that in miles?

** Quirky hobbies/pastimes which you suspect only you partake in
Guys wearing their belt buckle off-center**

Actually I have several hobbies designed to vaguely irritate people without their realizing why. Another favorite is when I mow the lawn and leave a small patch of grass untouched.

** What’s for dinner tonight?
Most overrated foodstuff**

** Do you have a food or drink or condiment that you HAVE to have in your home at all times?

What’s for dinner tonight?

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Guys wearing their belt buckle off-center
More sovereign citizen goodness

If you center your besl buckle, you subject yourself to the Statute Law, which makes you a subject, not a sovereign!

Shit, just realized I can’t make up fake SovCittery that sounds any sillier than actual SovCit claims.

A question of etiquette
Do you flush when it’s just urine?

Intellectually, What Does Islam Offer The West?
Anti-Feminism

If you’re attacked by a goose…
What volume of neutronium do I need to destroy the earth ? (need answer fast)

It’s the only way to be sure.

Giant, Foot-Sized Stucco-Eating Land Snails Invade Florida!
Need a good walking shoe

“The snails are coming! Walk! Walk for your life!”

These boots are made for squashin’.