Catholic Confession Questions:
Why don´t animal species cheat other species more often
It would be a sin.
**What’s for dinner tonight?
YOUR misheard lyrics **
Yeah, we’re having a nice cool salad of mixed fresh mondegreens.
What if Trump wins the 2016 presidential election?
Car accident with an illegal immigrant
Oh, the delicious irony!
Ever backed out of a job after verbal acceptance?
A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.
But on the bright side, it shows that you’re very attractive to employers.
** Do virgin woman get horny often?
Trapped on an escalator**
Need answer fast?
The Worldwide Church of God–What really happened?
Retribution and Justice.
Don’t F’ with the Jesus.
** Golf Ball Physics
If you’re attacked by a goose…**
Forget the ball, just use the club. And keep your head down.
Giant, Foot-Sized Stucco-Eating Land Snails Invade Florida!
Quick, what’s your current earworm?
Giant, foot-sized earworms invade the SDMB!
** Do I Need To Change My Oil?
Unprovoked road rage?**
Some people just can’t understand the urgent need to change your oil while stopped in the passing lane of I-80.
**Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?
The Mystery Chimney **
That’s where I always hide them.
**Do I Need To Change My Oil?
Underwear not so fresh? **
Actually, if you stop putting oil in it at all, it’ll probably stay fresh for longer.
I don’t know if my job interview went well.
Underwear not so fresh?
Must have been one rough interview.
I suspect my neighbor is dead in her house. What can/should I do?
Retribution and Justice.
Yes! Find your neighbor’s killer and make them pay!!! :mad:
What to do with a futon bed/chair?
How DARE he park his plane there?
I was all set to take a nap, but there was this Cessna. :mad:
**What did Walter White do that was so evil
Kill a Brady kid **
How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?
Retribution and Justice.
** Underwear not so fresh
Head in the clouds MMP**
Yeah, it’s not so stinky up there.
$2 Billion Missing In Haiti?
“Forced” into larger tip than proper
That restaurant is getting the worst TripAdvisor rating ever from me.
**I don’t know if my job interview went well.
Sitting Down Is Deadly-is Lying Down Worse? **
I hate to tell you this, but I think you should probably have stuck with the sitting down.
**What’s for dinner tonight?
Cucumber relish/dressing seen in a Thai restaurant salad bar **
While this does sound tasty, I think I’ll be left just a bit peckish afterwards.