Scooped on one
Flood insurance premium question
Having Sex With Menstrual Cups
Nothing I could possibly say here is remotely within the bounds of good taste, even for this place.
"Just eat the whole box of spaghetti and the entire jar of sauce. Deal with the fallout later."
Maybe the Most Remarkable Six Year Old Ever
It’s a remarkable six-year-old indeed who can eat a whole box of spaghetti!
** “Save the date”? Are you really expecting me to come?
A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.**
Alright, fer chrissake, I’ll be there. 
**Popcorn
Karmadillo **
Band name!
** Are their direct flights from Columbus, MS to Turkey?
Is there a name for this mental shortcut **
Grits to baklava?
** For those that do not believe in God
Could you survive a nuclear strike?**
Because a smiting from the Almighty is kinda like that.
**Best specific release date for movies all time
Well, what DOES happen in the year 2525? **
Jon Peters’ Superman movie, starring Nic Cage?
**New series on AMC - Humans
Minimm amount of superhuman strength required to punch through and tear apart normal humans? **
Note to self: DO NOT WATCH HUMANS
I think I may have lost my only guy friend
Getting Divorced… It hurts.
Especially if your husband was your only guy friend.
Donald Trump announces presidential run
Something is pooping on my deck
Yeah, that’s how a lot of people reacted.
**Well, what DOES happen in the year 2525?
Slasher Kills **
Making lemonade from lemons
Momma saying Later gator
And then we’ll make Gatorade!
**What did Walter White do that was so evil
Slasher Kills **
** Getting Divorced… It hurts.
A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.**
Ouch.
**Fallout from higher minimum wage
Cop Confronts Unarmed Black Guy at Traffic Stop **…
Why? Was he still wearing his McDonald’s uniform?
**There’s a skunk in my garbage can: Need answer fast!
Underwear not so fresh? **
Um, before or after encountering the skunk?
**What’s for dinner tonight?
Slasher Kills **
**I’m gunna ask again, how do i make reasonable money quickly? With minimal experience?
Annoying Political Ads **
But you’ll have to decide for yourself if that’s a place you’re willing to go.
** Massive Explosion in Tianjin, China
My apartment hasn’t been so tidy in years… **
♫ Always look on the bright side of life… ♬
Fallout from higher minimum wage
Massive Explosion in Tianjin, China
It’s not the initial explosion you have to worry about, but all the fallout…
**What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?
Were you the last one picked in sports? **
Yes. Yes, I was. Stop bringing it up. Or at least stop pointing and laughing.