I just got a dash cam
Spouse Burns Up House
I posted it on YouTube, and overlaid Yakety Sax.
What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?
I’m gunna ask again, how do i make reasonable money quickly? With minimal experience?
**Fish oil, arthritis, heartburn!!
Thugs firing randomly into crowds. Was this ever done in the past or is it mainly a modern practice? **
Those gang street names get stranger every day.
Can I get some good thoughts/prayers for my mom?
A crazy thought I had about really stupid people
Hey!
Low fat, sodium, etc.
"Just eat the whole box of spaghetti and the entire jar of sauce. Deal with the fallout later."
No …
**Spouse Burns Up House **
**Throwing a Big Party **
Fallout from higher minimum wage
I think I might be my happiest at work–ever.
**Giant, Foot-Sized Stucco-Eating Land Snails Invade Florida!
Spouse Burns Up House **
It’s the only way to be sure.
**May have found the worst restaurant on earth.
Beanie-weenies **
Welcome to Beani-Town. May I take your order?
I am old. I am not dead!
Ethicists Out There ---- What’s Your Opinion on This?
The ethical thing to do is stop harassing the mortician and let him do his job.
**The woo boat
Why can’t I sink? **
Don’t know. We’ve been torpedoing you since 1973, but it’s taking longer than we thought,
What if Trump wins the 2016 presidential election?
How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?
Until blood comes out…uh, never mind. :smack:
Fallout from higher minimum wage
Throwing a Big Party
**For those who do not believe in God
What if Trump won the 2016 primary?**
Then that would constitute proof of God’s non-existence, I guess.
What if Trump wins the 2016 presidential election?
How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?
Hit him as hard as you want, just don’t mess up his hair.
**A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW.
Which truck should I buy? **
Consumer Reports gave the Ford F-150 and the Toyota Tundra five stars in the “Most Bullet-Resistant Engine Block” category. (Remember, though–automobile doors really don’t do much to stop bullets.)
** Shopping for a car stereo
Do you follow the rules? **
Naw, man. I, like, go to the deli section at the grocery store and ask if they have any car stereos. 'Cause I’m like a rebel, you know?
May I go off topic with a pair of sequential newspaper headlines? From today’s San Francisco Chronicle:
Backers of legal pot going the distance to improve image
Smoky haze blankets Bay Area
No, this is illegal. You will be docked 1,000 Sequential Thread points and lose preferred seating on the Doper Ark.
I have occasionaly used off-site sequential news headlines and even sequential programs on my satellite TV lineup.
**Should I say something about this nurse?
A vengeful nutjob with a gun is coming for you RIGHT NOW. **
Woulda been smarter to keep your trap shut.
My wife wants to try bondage!
Have you had success with the Urinary Track Rotor Rooter procedure
I might go for some spanking or being tied up, but UTRR, not just no but Hell No!
**How hard should I be allowed to hit this guy?
I think I may have lost my only guy friend **
You shouldn’t have hit him, then.