Are high school kids not having sex in cars any more? If not, why not?
Can’t get past any captcha
That’s what I keep saying: Cars are too complicated these days.
**What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Jimmy Carter **
I’ve heard it’s a very environmentally conscious model. Runs on peanut oil.
So My Old Girlfriend Got Murdered…
“Batman” is dead
Your old girlfriend was Batman?
** Could You Breed dogs For High Intelligence?
Mad Scientists**
“We’ll breed anything! Why do you think we got kicked out of grad school? Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!”
What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over?
Serious question, why is stealing considered “wrong”?
Goddamnit, it just is. Now take those steaks out of your girdle. :mad:
"Batman" is dead
New name for me
Retired-old-fart-man?
**You ever been punched in the face? Or punched someone in the face?
The getting-things-done-in-real-life motivation thread. **
Fight Club Message Board?
I don’t know if my job interview went well.
Massive Explosion in Tianjin, China
I’m gonna say no.
**What style are these hats?
Kenny Rogers needs to call it! **
He says that they’re what you call cowboy hats.
**Is looking up someone’s public criminal/civil records online a violation of their privacy?
Cetaceans see humans as deities **
I’d advise against it. We wouldn’t want to set a poor example for our Cetacean worshippers.
**600lbs bike to heavy for smaller woman?
What annoying question does your SO ask you, over and over? **
“For God’s sake, Myrtle, can’t you just buy a car???”
** Help me name my WiFi.
Have you had success with the Urinary Track Rotor Rooter procedure **
It’s certainly catchy, and not overused…but don’t you think it’s a little long for a network name?
Trump vs Sanders looks awfully probable (over a year out)
New Col. Sanders – KFC tries again
**“Batman” is dead
2010-stye Death Ray **
Wow, that was an unexpected twist. Although I’m sure he’ll be alright again in the next reboot.
Jared from Subway Pleads to Child Porn Charges
There was this boy/girl… Odd decisions you have made because someone was attractive.
**Bombs Blast Bangkok
How long till fast food counter order takers replaced ? **
Geez, people, this is a tragedy! Stop worrying about where your next Big Mac is coming from.
Jimmy Carter
Bountyhunting tips
Now what’s he done?
2010-stye Death Ray
Bombs Blast Bangkok
Bombs that shoot death rays? A little overkill, don’t you think?
**Snakes Alive! Are you afraid of snakes?
Jared from Subway Pleads to Child Porn Charges **
Yeah, I’m guessing a few are afraid of his snake.
**Area man swallowed by sinkhole
Why can’t I sink? **
I know, those sinkholes never open up at the right moment. Did one appear when I realized that I forgot to wear pants to my job interview? Of course not. The world isn’t fair.