**Anyone looking for a good deal on a 200 year old small penis?
Buy buy buy buy **
**Derogitory terms that became the actual names for things
Creepy case: “Hypno-Lawyer” **
** Buy buy buy buy
Just Bought a Nice Android Phone - Any Tips?
**
Behold the Power of Incessant Advertising.
**Creepy case: “Hypno-Lawyer”
why is he so obsessed with me? **
Are you easily hypnotized?
Jared from Subway Pleads to Child Porn Charges
why is he so obsessed with me?
Lemme guess - you’re a 14-year-old with a footlong spicy Italian…
Put the roscoe on someone
What is required to own a gun in the U.S.?
** Masturbating while breastfeeding
So, the girl i was supposed to go on a date with.**
…had other plans?
**Bombs Blast Bangkok
And now there’s just me. **
:eek: Lucky you! Sorry about everyone else, though.
**Independent single women: How do you confront your physical weakness?
Masturbating while breastfeeding **
Something only strong women can do
I think I may have lost my only guy friend
Masturbating while breastfeeding
That will do it.
** Had a kidney stone? Tell me your story!
Which is most arousing, porn or fantasy ?**
I don’t care, so long as it involves lithotripsy! Ooooh.
Tendency of pretty girls & women to congregate socially with other pretty girls
I think I may have lost my only guy friend
Don’t complain. You have a bedroom full of hot chicks.
Yes, I know, never sign a contract at your door, but…
Handgun question
No, the contract’s not binding if they actually pulled a gun on you.
** I am irrationally annoyed at my pregnant friend’s hubby.
why is he so obsessed with me?
**
Democrats and the Debates
Is Limiting the First Amendment EVER a Good Idea?
Hey, anything to shut up politicians is OK with me.
dear god, i’ve been here since 1999
My adventure at Cinnabon
These buns, they’re just so delicious… I’ll leave after I’ve had just a few more, I promise.
** Masturbating while breastfeeding
Would you make a good time traveler?**
I always wondered why Lincoln kept stumbling during the Gettysburg Address.
**Would you make a good time traveler?
Would you drink a beer that is a year old? **
Let me think… no. Was that the wrong answer? Damn it, foiled by the first interview question, as usual.
Wait, can I go back in time and try that again?
Kid’s TV when you were a kid.
Wes Craven has died.
I grew up on all the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. 
** Hi I’m trying to find a good definition of “conceit”
Is it Secretary or Senator Clinton? Need answer fast.**
Take your pick. No rush.