** If you could eliminate your need for sleep, would you do it?
Life in Far Northern Canada
**
I hate sleeping through the day, especially when it’s six months long.
"Mmm, boogers."
Derogitory terms that became the actual names for things
It’s dried nasal mucus!!! :mad:
Masturbating while breastfeeding
Is it okay to spank a child (your child)?
Isn’t this operation logistically complicated enough already, without bringing S&M into it?
**The weather.com 15 day forecast seems totally worthless
What a (weather-related) mess! **
Indeed
When typing, “gmail.com” in your browser…
A Breakthrough!
Finally, I can join in on this “email” thing that everyone is talking about! Now, next up is figuring out to get to this “Google search” thing…
White identity or democracy?
By what metrics do you evaluate a nation?
Out of those two, I’m going to have to go with democracy.
Inside How Many Countries Have You Flown Domestically?
Prehensile, rectum eating leech
Yeah, that’s the last time I’ll fly Djibouti Discount Airlines.
Names of things that became derogatory
Prehensile, rectum eating leech
**Should one do a background check on a potential marriage partner?
Things you wish you saw more often in dating profiles
“I always felt I was a boy/girl.”
**
At what age are you on the decline?
Tell me about garden hoses
Mine is getting wrinkly. And it leaks. 
** “That’s no moon…”
Bear Grylls, Running Wild
**
…Without Pants.
**New Zealand is choosing a new flag
Prehensile, rectum eating leech **
It wouldn’t have been my first choice…
**Big Red Soda - Last seen in…
Mr. Robot on USA network
**
**What was Gomez Addams?
S*&T on TV
**
That’s harsh!
How does one get the idea for a PhD?
Masturbating while breastfeeding
**Parents: a strange adult assaults your four-year-old. How tempted are you to react violently?
“That was so passive-aggressive”… Would most people prefer just plain aggressive? **
Well, the last time someone abducted my kid, I tried cold-shouldering them and walking away in a huff. They haven’t brought the kid back yet. Next time, I’ll bring a gun.
New Posts:
**Prehensile, rectum eating leech
Trump picks his VP **
Still not as bad as Cheney, I suppose.
** Names of things that became derogatory
Elizabeth II surpassing Victoria**
That Bitch!
Elizabeth II surpassing Victoria
Prehensile, rectum eating leech
Now, that’s a bit harsh.
** Prehensile, rectum eating leech
My adventure at Cinnabon **
Well, that sounds exciting. Tell me more.