Things you wish you saw more often in dating profiles
Methadone questions
Yes, it’s important to get that on the table up front
Trump picks his VP
And John Kasich makes 16
My VP entourage is going to be huuuggge!
New Posts again:
**What the hell is Trump?
Prehensile, rectum eating leech **
Fans of “The Abyss”…
dear god, i’ve been here since 1999
New Zealand is choosing a new flag
Prehensile, rectum eating leech
Will it be a Prehensile, rectum eating leech Rampant, or a Prehensile, rectum eating leech Passant?
Your Theme Song…at this moment in time
"Mmm, boogers."
Like other Red Sox fans, I decided it’s a big improvement over “Sweet Caroline”.
**“I always felt I was a boy/girl.”
Tell me about garden hoses **
Look in your pants. If you find a garden hose, you’ll be wanting to use the men’s restroom.
**McDonald’s gave me an extra hash brown
“Mmm, boogers.” **
Wow, that cashier’s plan for passive-aggressive revenge after you behaved like a dick at the counter sure backfired.
**Mystery MIG near Dallas?
Who pays the final $ 67.46 on the loan of my traded in car
Skipper or Captain? **
Big mystery.
**Airshow and military jets
Hummingbirds, wasps and poison **
I thought the category was “Things that fly,” but poison?
Your Theme Song…at this moment in time
My new grand baby is (almost) here!
If you keep singing that line to the tune of the “Howdy Doody” theme song, I’m a-gonna kill you.
** Why is Bob Dole in a wheelchair
Would this be an example of ex post facto justice?**
Jeez, if this keeps up no one will run for President. 
**Do you like the new Google logo?
Worse then Lorena Bobbitt. **
**What’s the current state of solar?
Worse then Lorena Bobbitt. **
**Times that you were like really really poor.
“Mmm, boogers.”
**
OK – I’m glad I was never that poor.
** What are your favorite Elton John deep cuts?
Can you sharpen ceramic knives?**
I don’t think that’s what “deep cut” means here…
** Masturbating while breastfeeding
Opinions on offer to watch grandchild**
:eek:
Are you a Browser or a Buyer
"Mmm, boogers."
Some people fall into the “Pick and Chews” category.
The Funniest Unfunny Thing You Ever Saw
careers in linguistics
I know! God, how hard it is not to laugh in their face when they tell you they majored in linguistics…
**How to deal with tragedy in the news
Sailing in the Chesapeake.
**
Works for me.
Experiences with ADD medication/amphetamine
Do you assign personalities to numbers?
“Side effects can include anthropomorphizing synesthesia …”