Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

** Amanda Peterson, “Can’t Buy Me Love” actress, has died

Whatever Happened to Actress Amanda Peterson?

Tom Lehrer is still alive!

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Sorry – I don’t mean to seem crude, but the juxtaposition is interesting.

The media LIES and distorts
Its 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road.

No, it’s a speed bump. And it’s broad daylight!

Goddamn Daily Mail. :mad:

**Its 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road.
We’ll all travel in TUBES! **

Problem solved.

**Help me identify strange dog behavior
What do you think about the so called “Gang Stalking” ? **

I’m scared!

** Motivational Sessions Abbreviation System
Whitey Bulger**

Yes, Whitey was rather good at motivation. :eek:

**Allegedly, David Cameron once shagged a pig.
Its the thought that doesn’t count **

No pictures, it didn’t happen.

**Allegedly, David Cameron once shagged a pig.
If you’re having a bad day just remember, it could be worse! **

Especially if you’re a pig.

Why do white people like to eat bloody meat?
Funniest things said in class

That is rather droll.

** “Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.”

Funniest things said in class
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** AKRON OH. Most affordable place to live in the US
$190 rock wrapped in twine, wtf is this real?**

Yep, that’s what we call an “Akron AK-47”. Pretty cheap, huh?

** Allegedly, David Cameron once shagged a pig.
It’s about time I caught a giant house spider!**

Careful David, that kind eats her mate.

Can you pass the written police officer exam?
Specific question about this set theory proof

This must be the exam created under the guidance of Robert Heinlein.

** How easy is it to cut off a human penis on an unwilling individual?

Need help from the bible scholars
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…'cause they know all about that circumcision stuff.

**What are these insects?
High ranking reserve officers during wartime
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Must be army ants, amirite?

** The Muppets! New show on ABC

Still alive???
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Yes. Kermit the Frog will never die!

** Why do white people like to eat bloody meat?
Favorite outfits revealed to be hideous**

And they go to Taylor Swift concerts! :eek:

AKRON OH. Most affordable place to live in the US
Define an Acronym

Akronym: resident of an affordable town.

**Why do white people like to eat bloody meat?
Does having this really work for strong bones and strong joint?
I am not your doctor or pharmacist **
So I can’t tell you whether eating blood meat makes white people’s bones and joints stronger.

**To the list of baseball immortals, add the late Yogi Berra.
Most intellectual athletes? **

He did have a way with a phrase.

** Allegedly, David Cameron once shagged a pig.
Public Speaking: help me survive this**

Have you and the pig thought about going on Oprah?