** Woman injured by flying brisket
It’s 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road.
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Watch out for flying brisket!
Its 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road.
it was suposed to be easy
… But you know? There’s a reason people talk about ‘dead weight’. Bodies are hard to move, dammit! :mad: Piss on it; I’m leaving it here.
**This is what happens when a dog eats chocolate
Its 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road. **
**Battle of Britain 75th anniversary
Woman injured by flying brisket **
Epic reenactment fail.
** AKRON OH. Most affordable place to live in the US
Its 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road. **
Life is also cheap. 
Foot fetish or reasonable request?
"Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police."
Unless it was “please stop sucking my dick so I can watch you stomp grapes in bare feet”, then I’d vote for “reasonable request”.
**Weird, strange or impressive things you’ve done
Woman injured by flying brisket **
** Spoiled teen or am I just a grumpy old lady?
Please get a mammogram
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That ought to cheer you up!
**This is what happens when a dog eats chocolate
Spring is coming. **
** It’s 2015. Can we stop with the sexual harassment at work already?
The New Movement to Ban Sex Robots. Wait. Sexbots are a thing now?
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Ninja’d by 3 minutes, dammit.
Therefore:
**If you like Halloween/Horror Films Check This Out…
Star Trek actor arrested for flashing children **
The New Movement to Ban Sex Robots. Wait. Sexbots are a thing now?
14-year-old arrested for building a clock
Overzealous law enforcement personnel thought he said he was building a cock.
A deus ex machina saves you from a sadistic enemy. Do you take revenge, or leave peacefully?
How to keep track of stuff you have to do
I really should write these things down. I do one on Wednesdays, and the other on Thursdays, but I keep forgetting which is which.
** The New Movement to Ban Sex Robots. Wait. Sexbots are a thing now?
Smartphone. I’m finally getting one.
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**The next big automotive scandal?
We’ll all travel in TUBES! **
And the makers will find some way to cover up the flaws in those, too.
Who will we become? Who we were - Who we are- Who will we be
Free Association
Ah ha, a thread from the near subconscious.
Spoiled teen or am I just a grumpy old lady?
Let’s share Halloween tips
A couple M-80s rolled under his bed ought to spook the little brat. 
**Can you pass the written police officer exam?
Its 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road. **
You pass
**The next big automotive scandal?
Woman injured by flying brisket
Its 2AM and yes, that is a body in the road. **
And Plymouth thought their new car The Flying Brisket had all its safety features.
**You’re Getting Windows 10 Whether You Want It Or Not!!!
Our (Canadian) democracy isn’t very democratic **