Nitpick: Match Game
** What’s the Oldest Human-Made Object You Own?
Flying Cars **
Say What?
**Is There Anything Good About Male Sexuality?
“Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.”
**
I guess not.
** I’m running for…something.
You HAD handy skills/tricks, but the world changed **
Poor, poor Rick Perry. 
**Your Best Fun But Completely Useless Skill
I’m running for…something.
**
**What’s the effect of bear spray on humans?
It don’t make me no nevermind
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I’m a tough sonuvabitch!
** Does your head spin clockwise or counter- (anti-) clockwise?
Your Best Fun But Completely Useless Skill
**
Linda Blair, Come On Down!
Is there an answer to my chronic TMJ pain?
Meds in Mexico?
Maybe as a last resort
Poll: How many people have been put out by Ether?
Poll: Have you ever watched someone as they slept?
Have you ever watched someone after they’ve been put out by ether?
**How Does One Deal With Painfully Stupid Friends?
“Please stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.” **
Hopefully that’ll get the message across. Swatting them over the head with a newspaper didn’t do anything.
**14-year-old arrested for building a clock
You HAD handy skills/tricks, but the world changed **
How Does One Deal With Painfully Stupid Friends?
What does let them eat cake mean
It means “screw your stupid friends!”
** What app is making annoying sounds on my Android?
Need help from the bible scholars**
If it’s a deep, booming voice that says REPENT!, then I’d stop taking so many nude selfies.
**Art that was inspired by the Black Death
Project Runway Season 14
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**Who is the next Disney or Henson?
Diana Krall
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Asked and answered.
** Things that are damn hard to fix
Do you have stupid friends?
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** Woman injured by flying brisket
New treatment for Alzheimer’s disease?**
It’s awesome, except for the side effects.
Woman injured by flying brisket
This is what happens when a dog eats chocolate
What’s the big deal about birth control?
Woman injured by flying brisket
That doesn’t sound like safe sex.
**It’s 2AM and yes, that’s a body in the road
Two bicyclists hit by boat**