** Infidelity dreams due to sexual tension?
What are the chances I got this woman pregnant?**
Virtually 100%. Now you have to watch out for those child support dreams. :eek:
Nuclear Spinach Dip
Obsolete in my lifetime
I remember when it first came out, everyone was obsessed with Nuclear Spinach Dip. But now, the new Quantum Spinach Dip is so much better!
**Is it okay to spank a child (your child)?
Spoiled teen or am I just a grumpy old lady?
**
**Who is the best comic book artist living today?
Tom Lehrer is still alive!
**
Yeah, but he’s not a comic book artist. Although Mad magazine DID turn his song "The Wild West Is Where I Want to Be into a comic strip. (Issue #32, April 1957. George Woodbridge illustrated it)
** Disney making “Mary Poppins” sequel
ID the guy on stage with the Byrds
**
Dick van Dike
(sic)
Musical Pet Peeves (Piano)
Tom Lehrer is still alive!
** Cooks who Kill!
Disney making “Mary Poppins” sequel **
In which the Banks’s cook Mrs. Brill gives Mary Poppins a spoonful of sugar in some real “medicine.” She just could not take that blasted sugary sweet singing all day.
** Seriously ladies(and fellas) aren’t mustaches ridiculous?
Is There Anything Good About Male Sexuality?
**
** The Saddest Movie Ever
Cooks who Kill!**
The murders were entertaining, but then the soufflé collapsed. 
** Poll: How long have you had your “facial hair”?
Seriously ladies(and fellas) aren’t mustaches ridiculous?
**
American Ninja Warrior 2015
Cooks who Kill!
** What to do about a chafed penis? TMI
Is There Anything Good About Male Sexuality?
**
and well might you ask, evidently.
**Cooks who Kill!
Yorkshire pudding with oil instead of beef drippings. Any good?
**
Some cooks would kill you for suggesting that!
** Is There Anything Good About Male Sexuality?
You find yourself in control of a space ship. Where do you land it?
What exactly is the fascination with Homosexuality
Independent single women: How do you confront your physical weakness?
What to do about a chafed penis? TMI **
Is this Dr. Ruth show?
**Your Best Fun But Completely Useless Skill
Removing an Animal from a Glue Trap
**
Has been since 1973.
The “chafed penis” thread was interesting. It was a twelve year old zombie. Sometimes I get the feeling that this board has been going to the dogs recently. Then a thread like that pops up, to remind me that, nah, it’s been going to the dogs since forever. 
** Casual transphobia by host at a party
Nuclear Spinach Dip**
…and economists getting naked. Wow, those Heritage Foundation parties rock!
What’s the most interesting car you saw today?
Obsolete in my lifetime
It was only interesting for a while.
** [blank] is the Gene Rayburn of [blank]
You HAD handy skills/tricks, but the world changed
Distinctive voices**
Yeah, he was a great Jeopardy host, but get over it already.
**Who is the best lyric writing poet alive today?
Who is this?
The Bastard Executioner
America’s Got Talent 2015
**