** Favorite Doper names.
Welcome Potato!**
Better this way round, I’d say.
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**had an auditory hallucination this morning
“Did you find everything you were looking for?” **
That’s an odd auditory.
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Ha, I had that same exact auditory hallucination last night at the Kroger’s!
Then I looked around and it was a stocker trying to be helpful. :eek::eek::eek:
SDMB Big League fantasy football 2015
How in the world is Fantasy Football not gambling?
I am so damn tired of fantasy football
I guess that was inevitable.
**Poll: About your place of worship, if you have one
Why do women wear yoga pants in public?
**
Can I join your church?
** Super Blood Moon eclipse
Mock pornography titles
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Darwin award in the making. Flame + fuel vapor + spider = fire!
Over-Reaction to spiders
Wild, crazy, hot Orthodox Jews
Mock pornography titles
I wish we still had the “happy Jewish man” smilie.
** My fear of […] has increased as I’ve gotten older!
Super Blood Moon eclipse **
I didn’t know any better when I was 20, but now I realize it’s the portent of Satan! De Vermis Mysteriis!! :eek:
**A Little Good News Today
Hajj Stampede kills hundreds.
Wild, crazy, hot Orthodox Jews
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Wow. Um, I know Jews and Muslims don’t traditionally get along but that’s a bit cold!
(and what were the Jews doing on Hajj anyway??? 
)
**Were Christians really thrown to the lions?
What can I do about these stink bugs?
**
Throw 'em to the Ant Lions!
A theory on how politics is changing
It’s getting worse for Hillary
That’s actually just an observation.
** Why is it illegal to catch rainwater in some states in the USA
Where does water go?
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**I had an auditory hallucination this morning
I’m seriously considering a separate locked bedroom
**
Locked doors don’t keep out the auditory hallucinations. They can go EVERYWHERE!
NASA Has Mars Announcement
A change in time zones is kicking my ass
Changing to a Mars time zone probably would kick ass.
** What would you do as Vice President of the USA?
Could I get a dog? What about a puppy? **
Nope, only Presidents are allowed to have puppies. You can get a goldfish.
** Jay-Z’s got 99 problems, and they’re itemized right here
im possessed by a demon from satan **
Oops, make that* 100* problems. 
**Would you read a book about your life that “might have been”?
What would you do as Vice President of the USA? **
I guess I’ll find out in chapter five!
**When I die, I want to be […]
The real “Winnie the Poo” **
So Hitler walks into your little coffee shop…
Would you read a book about your life that “might have been”?
“I pour him a cup and then drop in a cyanide pill. ‘Here you go Mein Führer, a special cup of coffee just for you. It’s on the house.’ I watch him drink before calmly walking back into the kitchen and then running out the back door.”
Wild, crazy, hot Orthodox Jews
I’m seriously considering a seperate locked bedroom
Sure, it sounds like every man’s dream, but ever since she went on HRT I’ve barely been getting five minutes to myself and I just can’t - oh god here she comes agai
** Jay-Z’s got 99 problems, and they’re itemized right here
Wild, crazy, hot Orthodox Jews**
The stuff of nightmares. :eek:
Describe a movie you saw and liked as a kid but can’t remember its title
Stories You Don’t Remember
Can you help me name this movie? I can’t remember who was in it or what it was about…