What would you do as Vice President of the USA?
Poll: Save your mother or significant other?
Nah, I’d be too busy presiding over the Senate.
**im possessed by a demon from satan
I got a (sort of) promotion at work. **
“Sort of” indeed.
Irony department:
** Are sequential thread titles still a thing? Because…
Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?
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** Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.
Did you know Oct 1 is the deadline to switch to chipped credit cards? **
But…it’s September 30!
And only one of my cards has a chip! :eek:
What did “mark” mean on Star Trek?
Bruised ribs? Or something else?
**What’s up with Job’s Daughters?
My Little Girls scored another squirrel! **
You’re right. They’ve been behaving weirdly lately.
Priests molesting boys
Pope Francis totally fucking rocks!
Molesting boys, fucking rocks. What is the church up to?
** When I die, I want to be […]
Back By Popular Demand! The Fall 2015 Postcard Exhange **
The new Doper Poll: Who do we resurrect to keep this thread going?
** Do people on welfare have babies just to get more money?
Is there a better way to buy a couch?**
“Great news, I’m pregnant with twins! Now I can get that futon I’ve always wanted!!”
** Your “One sentence scary story” submissions
Nightmare fuel: teen dies in chimney **
** Fuck you, phantom shitter
I’m sick of this Global Warming!**
Whoa…that’s some powerful shit!
What’s the worst you injured yourself without telling anyone about it?
Woman self identifies as blind…so she blinded herself
And since she was telling everybody she was blind all along then no-one every found out.
**What’s the best thing to do, legally, if you find a dead body in America?
Common sense gun legislation? **
It’s a thought.
**Anybody still get Nigerian scam email?
Am wondering if I’ve been scammed out of $2300.**
And another…
**What do people who advocate mental health reforms as a solution to mass shootings really envision?
Trigger warnings in college, cuz it’s scawy.**
** Timeshare salespeople: How do you do it?
Venezuela sounds like a horrible place to live**
But on the bright side, prices have never been higher!
When and How Did You “Find Your Way”?
Bermuda Triangle - may have claimed another victim
I found it by not going in the Bermuda Triangle.
**I’m being tormented by a mouse.
Sell My House? **
Either that, or nuke it from orbit.
**Jay-Z’s got 99 problems, and they’re itemized right here
I’m being tormented by a mouse. **
That’s one…
Mynd you, møuse bites Kan be pretti nasti…