Protocol for humanely euthanizing patients in hospital that must be abandoned?
What information is lost to a black hole?
Surprisingly, none at all. Just bill using the ICD-10 code, “Swallowed by a black hole”.
I’m being tormented by a mouse.
What exactly is your sexual orientation?
Mouseketeer. And boy, that Annette is hot.
You just won the Powerball jackpot…let’s say it’s 600 million. What do you do with it?
Common sense gun legislation?
Yeah, sorry, 600 million’s not going to see that happen.
**What’s the best thing to do, legally, if you find a dead body in America?
Abandon Every Hope.
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** K-Y Intense – disappearing from shelves?
Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.**
I think “The Outer Limits” already did “The Case Of The Disappearing Lubricant”.
**What would be a pro-choice response to abortion survivors?
“Christian values in America are under attack, these days”?? **
That’s sidestepping the question.
A hypothetical for gun enthusiasts.
What’s the worst you injured yourself without telling anyone about it?
If I shot myself in the leg while I was cleaning my gun, I would totally stay quiet. People would think I was an idiot otherwise.
Is BEEF a lifestyle?
What exactly is your sexual orientation?
**A hypothetical for gun enthusiasts.
You just won the Powerball jackpot…let’s say it’s 600 million. What do you do with it? **
Well, duh…buy vintage antique firearms.
** Civil War battle strategy question
What information is lost to a black hole?**
“Sorry, General Lee, I couldn’t warn you about the Union Army because my cavalry scouts rode into a black hole.” Yeah, right. :dubious:
**What exactly is your sexual orientation?
K-Y Intense – disappearing from shelves?**
Well make up your minds, folks. All that uncertainty and experimentation is causing a run on the K-Y.
**Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.
Nightmare fuel: teen dies in chimney **
How long does it take you to notice you’re reading a zombie thread?
“One sentence scary story” submissions.
I was a hundred and forty-five posts into the thread before I realized it was too late to stop it eating my brains, as you’re also about to realize.
** Elective surgical castration insurance question
Question regarding the “Rebel Yell”**
They may need to ramp up the anesthesia, to ensure there are no Rebel Yells.
**You have 50 pounds of rotting feces trapped in you
The True and Unembellished Story of My Hole in One on 10/5/15. (Gonna be long)
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**When Humans Thwart Evolution-What Happens?
I’m being tormented by a mouse.
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**Passed over for a promotion - how to react?
Suggest me a good lawyer for bail hearing.
Do police have an “us” and “them” mentality?
best electric shaver you have used ?
What’s the best thing to do, legally, if you find a dead body in America?
The Clone Paradox
The importance of work **
There’s one heck of a movie in there somewhere–Passed over for a promotion, he finds a dead body killed by an electric razor. He is arrested and put in prison, but a good attorney gets him out on bail. It turned out the body was a clone of his boss, he gets, and starts a new career defending clones in court.
** Sell My House?
Nightmare fuel: teen dies in chimney
Governor Jerry Brown signs assisted suicide bill. **
** You have 50 pounds of rotting feces trapped in you
What exactly is your sexual orientation?**
I’m guessing coprophilia. But whatever it is, it should have a doozy of a dating website.
**The next time you screw up at work, think of this…
You have 50 pounds of rotting feces trapped in you
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Use it.