Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1481

** Women Against Feminism
Rape, pregnancy, death, and manslaughter question **

Well, only sluts get raped, so she’s probably lying about it, but anyways, if she got pregnant she should be forced to have the unborn baby, and if she’s going to die in childbirth it’s the will of God and much better, cause the baby shouldn’t be raised by a single slut because every child needs a mother and a father, so it’s not manslaughter, and aren’t people who claim “man” doesn’t include women ridiculous, and be sure when the baby is adopted to give it to a nice, straight, married Christian couple.

1482

** How does one advance to the Papacy?
I want 2 twitter streams**

On the downside, the dress code is restricting.

1483

**Jay-Z’s got 99 problems, and they’re itemized right here
How to spot spam postings from the list **

That’s another one.

1484

** I just found out that Darth Vader is my father.

This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?

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1485

This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
We’re FINALLY got married on October 1.

Oh, it’s not that bad, you old cynic.

1486

K-Y Intense – disappearing from shelves?
What exactly is your sexual orientation?

Just ring up this case of K-Y and don’t ask personal questions!

1487

**What happened to the market value of slaves as the Civil War progressed?
One Third
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1488

**Richard Dawkins says American religion holds back science

What happens when the robots (peacefully) take over?
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1489

** The next time you screw up at work, think of this…

Nightmare trigger: fire ant rafts

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Nothing you screw up could possibly be as bad as rafts of Fire Ants!

1490

** We’re FINALLY got married on October 1.

Did you know Oct 1 is the deadline to switch to chipped credit cards?
**
You’re got married just in time!

1491

**Hot Tofu
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It? **

Actually, it sounds like a band name.

1492

RO: Your very own illegally obtained sex slave!
What exactly is your sexual orientation?

Hm.

1493

Nightmare trigger: fire ant rafts
Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.

That’s not even a full sentence.

1494

Strange things found in second hand books (and other items)
RO: Your very own illegally obtained sex slave!

Must have been a very big book or very small slave.

1495

The Most American Movie of All Time
I’m gonna slip her the pork

Well, I guess we can include pornos.

1496

**My dad is gone.
I just found out that Darth Vader is my father. **

Hey, Skywalker. Spoiler Alert!!!

1497

** The greatest American rock band of all time?
Thoughts on the band Air Supply? **

Definitely NOT the greatest American rock band of all time.

1498

**Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.
91 year old German women to be tried in juveline court for Nazi war crimes **

That is scary

1499

** Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.

I just found out that Darth Vader is my father.
beowulff
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Even better when I leave the Doper attribution at the end. Makes me want to read more, even though it’s only one sentence.

1500

**Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.

Strange things found in second hand books (and other items)

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