** Cheerios Cereal Recall
Your “One sentence scary story” submissions.**
“It Came From The Raisin Bran” is even scarier. :eek:
If I get a handgun, this, is the one I want
A request for help for one of the Oregon shooting victims.
**If I get a handgun, this, is the one I want
OMG. I am an idiot. **
**What exactly is your sexual orientation?
OMG. I am an idiot.
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Didn’t realize that was a sexual orientation…
** What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens?
Playmobil’s toy pirate ship includes a metal collar for the black passenger**
And so the H.M.S. Depraved sets course for the New World. “Curse that blasted mewing!”
**But I never even HAD an Ashley Madison account!
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
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**I’m gonna slip her the pork
Why not “Mister Watson”?
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Because I got there first!
**12" steel rule for back scratching.
It Looks Like This
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Now it’s
**12" steel rule for back scratching.
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
It Looks Like This
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It doesn’t sound good, but it looks Okay. And it feels Great!
**When Humans Thwart Evolution-What Happens?
It Looks Like This**
** More odd brain word parsing.
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
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No. I’m not sure that makes any sense, in fact.
**What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens?
12" steel rule for back scratching.
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Yeah… “back scratching”.
**But I never even HAD and Ashley Madison account!
OMG, I am an idiot**
Why do old people drive so slow?
Hit the Gas and Blast a Song. Which One?
How about that old favorite, “Why Don’t You Just Run Off the Road and Die, You Old Fucker?”
**The next big automotive scandal?
But I never even HAD an Ashley Madison account! **
** What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens?
High School Principal George Kenney hypnotized and school pays $600,000 to families of three.
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well, hypnotizing the principal and paying $600,000 is elaborate and expensive, but I don’t think it’s really ingenious
** Strange things found in second hand books (and other items)
What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens? **
Wrap them in old clothes. Goodwill hasn’t caught on yet.
** How much do men really have to do with female body image issues?
Would you consider beer junk food?
Can women athletes handle nicknames?**
No matter how much beer she drinks, it’s probably not a good idea to yell “Fat Ass Blue Ribbon!” at Ronda Rousey.
"I see this country falling apart."
Why do parents feel the need to say such things?
Won’t you please think of the children?
** Texas textbooks are inaccurate, biased and politicized
Would you consider beer junk food?**
Hell no. And I have an official pamphlet from the Texas Board of Health that says beer is an essential nutrient.