When Humans Thwart Evolution-What Happens?
Engineering
The New Movement to Ban Sex Robots. Wait. Sexbots are a thing now?
Do you clear out your medicine cabinet & hide valuables when having large parties in your home?
An old friend wished me good luck in hell
See, he was depending on you for Robitussin. 
**Why do old people drive so slow?
Sidewalks, buses, walking and snow
So when would you say is it really “winter”? **
When people drive slow because of sidewalks, buses, walkers and especially snow.
**What exactly is your sexual orientation?
I found the keys! And it only took four years! **
Wait till you see how long it takes for you to find the Gatekeeper!
1st time for eye glasses
Pope Francis and the Dalai Lama actually deserve no slack
“Goddamnit, is it better with this lens or with the other one? I haven’t got all day to finish the exam, Pope, so stop screwing around!”
How to kill/disable an attacking dog?
Search dogs smelling money??
A-ha! The next time a police dog charges me, I’ll toss him a $20.
Who was sacrificed to save Rock Hudson’s career?
Gail Zappa died.
How exactly did that work, again?
tracing a phone call
Death Penalty & Euthanasia
Rachel/Heather from Cardmember Services, and other spamming scamsters.
Why no breakfast pizza?
Salmonella of the Valkyries?
There went the A rating.
I’m gonna slip her the pork
Foods you like prepared “wrong”.
Turns out I was supposed to serve the salami, not hide it.
** How small a town did you grow up in?
It is a beautiful day here in flyover country**
**What’s your most ingenious way to get rid of kittens?
I found the keys! And it only took four years!
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Reading the latter thread, it sounds like a good way to get kittens out of your way is to hide them with your keys. You’ll never find them!
Abandon Every Hope.
Why do parents feel the need to say such things?
Yeah, no wonder my life turned out the way it did.
** What in the drug industry allows the price gouging?
Is a Profound Lack of Empathy A Symptom of Sociopathy? **
**Would you date someone who thought being gay/lesbian is wrong?
What does “bi-weekly” mean to you? **
I don’t know, but my date probably thinks that it’s wrong. And now I’m running out of things to try to convince her to experiment with.
**How to deal with someone who is hyper-obsessed with you
Sword-wielding Woman Stops Intruder **
That’s one way.
How small a town did you grow up in?
More Social, Less Free?
Sums it up rather well.
**What does “not a punk” mean to you?
Should I Stay or Should I Go?
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Wow, that’s a harsh opinion about the only band that matters.
Starting a new job
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
An old friend wished me good luck in hell
Ah, the modern work ethic…
A three-fer:
Restaurants that don’t change their cooking oil regularly. Yuck!
I juts had a nice plate of fish & chips
Strangest or grossest thing you’ve seen online