**Foods you like prepared “wrong”.
Surprise meatball ingredient **
Himmler’s Posen speech - what was his thinking?
Too bad Sanders is jewish
** Question about Eggs
What was the UFO we saw?**
An invasion craft flown by the Cage-Free Griddleians. Be very afraid. :eek:
**Ask the man who evades the question
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
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I don’t know. Does it?
** Stand Even More Ground
On Manspreading
**
**Stupid Questions
Did you abandon your pet rock?
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** Becoming known by an alternate name.
Old Mob Trick**
The heat died down for “Benny the Incinerator” Fantucci, after he changed his name to Shirley Flowers.
**How to deal with someone who is hyper-obsessed with you
Ask the man who evades the question
**
**Foods you like prepared “wrong”.
Tomatoes on the vine-Mold on the Vine.
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** So what happens when you give big research grants to loons?
a) Some geography fun…
b) You find real magic 8 ball
c) Rats will hunt and eat full size adult pigeons. I did not know that!
d) All of the above**
Multiple choice question
Yay! My scammers are back!
This Doesn’t Sound Good, Does It?
Germany: If you don’t pay your TV license fee, the government will deflate your car tire
Things going on where you live that would make no sense on the Straight dope.
Or, alternatively:
**Things going on where you live that would make no sense on the Straight dope.
I have often felt this way about Subway **
Common sense gun legislation?
How School Shootings Catch On
No, I think it’s more a lack of common sense gun legislation.
** Some geography fun…
Weather in your part of the world.
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** I just discovered a major loophole!
Holy crap! I am a Dad
**
Loophole is what they’re calling it these days?
** You’re in solitary confinement with pens and paper.
Home owners associations - there must be some limit to what they can do**
Well, in some states they can’t give you the death penalty for parking a pickup truck in your driveway, so there’s that.
**Why no breakfast pizza?
Pizza: Thick or Thin? **
Anyone else now craving Little Caesars Breakfast pizza pizza?
** Who resurrects zombies? And why?
Home owners associations - there must be some limit to what they can do**
Fear the HOA! :eek:
** So, I got laid off today…
Starting a new job**
It really sucks when Security marches you out of the orientation meeting.
Tasks that no robot will ever be capable of doing…
Holy crap! I am a Dad
True dat.