**So, I got laid off today…
Holy crap! I am a Dad **
Great timing there, buddy.
** What kind of toppings do you like on your pizza?
Surprise meatball ingredient
**
“Hey, Eddie! Two more Surprise Meatball Ingredient Pizzas to go!”
** When was the last time that someone was bayoneted to death?
Basic facebook question**
Seems like a simple choice - “Like” or “Bayonet The Poster To Death”.
** Your $billion idea
Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms
**
The only better combination I can see right now is
*What topping do you want on your pizza?
Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms *
…but they’re not adjacent yet.
**It’s a holiday for some in the MMP!!
Evil Silliness for Halloween
**
** Have you ever been physically violent to an inanimate object that pissed you off?
How long can a feud last? **
After that last beat-down, my toaster oven still isn’t talking to me. 
**Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms
It’s a holiday for some in the MMP!! **
** What is your remedy for hiccups?
What’s your car-fueling strategy?
Sichuan peppers
Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms
**
A potent mix, whether fueling your car or getting rid of unwanted glottal tics.
** Orgasm-Inducing Mushrooms
Ken Taylor, former Can. Ambassador To Iran, has died.**
But he died happy. 
**This Is What Old English Likely Sounded Like
Mangled idioms **
Same as the new English, then.
** Could eskimo community survive on iceberg?
Dogs on the Titanic**
"Look, Nanook! Dogs swim to iceberg!
“PARTY!!!”
Wordless, Spontaneous Sex With Strangers
"Customer Happiness Expert"
Well, that’s one approach.
** Have you ever been physically violent to an inanimate object that pissed you off?
Aargh - help me find a good pencil**
** Man Gets Banned From Walmart…
Wordless, Spontaneous Sex With Strangers **
BANNED?? I hope he got arrested!
** Flat earth clowns!
The Clone Paradox
**
Clones…Clowns… What’s the difference?
Send in the Clones
The Flat Earther Clones
Don’t bother – they’re here.
**What animal is the common ancestor of humans and horses
“Real people. Not actors.”
**
What animal is the common ancestor of actors and horses?
Basic Facebook question
Is a Profound Lack of Empathy A Symptom of Sociopathy?
Alright, alright, I like your goddam kitten! Happy now?
Tesla launches ‘autopilot’ update for its cars
Weird Car Problem
I started to drive to the store, but my car decided to go to Miami.
Tasks that no robot will ever be capable of doing…
The Great Ongoing General Aviation Thread
Robots will never be able to fly a plane. Never!
I like to think I coin terms.
Tasks that no robot will ever be capable of doing…
The Vocabot 6000 just isn’t cutting it
I love it when…
We Have Pigeon Eggs
Quite the delicacy.
Your $billion idea
I like to think I coin terms.
And you can monetize that, how?