Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**Getting stewed
Kohlrabi? **

Sequential recipe ideas.

** Urban warfare
What were diapers like in medieval times?**

Pretty nasty. But catapulting them over the castle wall, while disgusting, rarely brought a siege to a successful conclusion. “Euggh! English pig-dogs!”

** What DO you do with murderous mentally handicapped or mentally ill people?
State inspection stations should not be allowed to do repairs**

Why not? They have a state certificate.

“Our shrink stepped out for lunch, but the lead mechanic just got the latest Sociopath Upgrade bulletin from Ford, and he’ll fix you right up.”

** The end of oil is around the corner, what next?

Kohlrabi? **

I rather doubt that would be an acceptable substitute.

Just once, I’d like to hear…
Dog Named ‘Trigger’ Shoots Owner

** Just once, I’d like to hear…
Killer Blimp over Pennsylvania! **

Quick! You’re in luck! Turn on the tv!

John Cleese - 76 Years Old Today
Poll: The Walking Dead; 6.01 “First Time Again” (open spoilers)

The best part of that episode was the zombie with the silly walk.

A groundhog is gunning for the Little Girls
Positive Gun News of the Day

** Dear feline family members:

Dog Named ‘Trigger’ Shoots Owner

**
Don’t get any ideas.

** Share embarrassing/funny story about a sexual experience you had.
Is there a tablet or a tablet OS that doesn’t suck? **

So there I was, alone with my tablet…

Separated by one:

** Does This Dream Bear Any Resemblance to Reality?

What were you dreaming?

**

Read the post

Now it’s in proper order

**What were you dreaming?
Killer Blimp over Pennsylvania! **

**What is a typical two-year-old’s language like?
What color are your pants? What’d you eat for lunch? **

Ah, yes, Everything is a question.

** What is a typical two-year-old’s language like?
What are the easiest and most difficult musical instruments to play?
Any strategies for becoming less of a grouch?
What color are your pants? What’d you eat for lunch?
What is the law for putting an invoice on someones front door? **

ENOUGH with the freaking questions!!!

**Where Are the Roosevelts, When We Need Them?
Reincarnation… **

Worth a shot.

** Appropriate gifts for 9 and 10 year old girls
online dating sites **

“Here you go, honey, a year’s subscription to match.com!”

Boy, that was easy.

Are there already genetically modified humans?
Estranged Spouses

I knew my ex was a mutant!

**Calls from unknown numbers
Finding a stranger in your house **

"We’ve traced the call–and it’s coming from inside your house!!!"

**Share embarrassing/funny story about a sexual experience you had.

Let’s discuss sea lioning

**
Is that slang for something, or are you into exotic bestiality?

It’s when a woman has sex in the missionary position with an obese man who grunts like a sea lion.