Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**Got wood?
What Did You think of Hillary’s Performance? **

I think it’s evident. She’s one sexy broad!

**What do you do when you bag underweight game?
Do pedophiles “fall in love” with their child victims?
**

… no comment.

** Favorite Doper names.
Got wood?
**
Someone, please, get this name pass the censors!

**What is the lowest form of human discourse?
Man vs Chimp - fight to the death (a different perspective) **

I think that qualifies.

** Your response is a porn title!
Things NOT to say during sex
Trouble in Paradise (Mafia Game Thread) **

What were you dreaming?
A dark sense of vindication

Sounds ominous…

**Got wood?
Woman really likes her Jimmy Dean Sausage **

It’s illegal in my state, but …
What were you dreaming?

It’s illegal in my state, but …
Got wood?

What happens to banned users?
Why don’t we eat rabbits?

Never mind rabbits, banned users have a luscious higher fat content.

**Bacon Causes Cancer
NSFW: Skank Porkers **

Shouldn’t that be NSFL (Not Safe For Lunch)?

** Things i don’t care about
Chewbacca Arrested While Campaigning for Darth Vader**

Cause, like, I live in the real world.

Just once, I’d like to hear…
Where are the sequential threds of yesteryear?

**It’s illegal in my state, but …
It’s Halloween in the MMP
**
Yay! Halloween is legal on the SDMB!

This is like a lovely little wistful poem…

**Getting stewed

Thinking of switching to cheap liquor.

**
That should make it go quicker.

**What were diapers like in medieval times?
The Phrase: “In Dutch” **

In Dutch cloth diapers were a big seller back then.

**Poll: Bacon Causes Cancer
My obesity: Finally an answer that makes sense! **

Blame it on the bacon.

** Fried ice cream

Crockpot vs. Oven
**
Definitely the Oven, unless you want Ice Cream Soup.

**Poll: Do you care if your SO talks about you anonymously on a message board?

Share embarrassing/funny story about a sexual experience you had.
**