I could swear it was just over here last night when I took it off. Maybe it’s over in the other room here… No. Damn. Where could that thing have gotten to…
I’ll give it back tonight.
Well, don’t look over here. I told you what would happen if you left your belt here again. Maybe that’ll learn ya.
I predict that you’ll find it in the last place you look.
No he won’t. I moved it from there just a little while ago.
How badly do you want it back? 
This belt wasn’t issued by the WBA, WBC, or IBF, was it?
Hal Briston is using it to restrain his sheep.
You sure you’re going to want it back after that?
Uh, dude?
[Points to waist]
You’re still wearing it.
It’s over here, with CynicalGabe’s checkbook.
It on the same doorknob as the tie, but the tie is covering it.
Dad? Is that you?
It’s probably in Barcelona.
yesterday’s pants…its always yesterday’s pants.
A wandering Pilgrim haberdasher needed something to make a new hat with, and it was just lying there…
Well, I finally found my reading glasses on the top of the dishwasher. I’ll look for you.
Nope, not there. Sorry. While you’re looking for your belt, let me know if you find a pair of blue shorts. Almost like a guy’s bathing suit type thing. Thanks.