Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?

I’m following this thread just to see all the great Cheatriots jokes that come out of it.

Got an ETA yet? I’m running out of quarters for the parking meter.

I voted for Prell to go back to the old glass bottle. After that, I became deeply cynical.

So, you’re saying he’s been pitted before.

…and the last horse crosses the finish line.

I can’t stop laughing out loud at this.

Here’s a poll question:

Cake or Death?

Yeah Scumpup’s a jerk but I hope the family emergency is not too bad and everyone’s OK.

ETA: Cake please.

See post #2

Looks like the poll results are in.

See post #50.

Can we make this a choose your own adventure thread?

If you follow the sherpa into the cave, see post #12.
If you like pie, see post #17.
If you take the red eye to Albuquerque, see post #3.

For the love of god, don’t follow the sherpa!

I LOVE poles!

The North Magnetic is my favorite.

Q; How many Scumpups does it take to create a Pole?
A: One light bulb.

No Polls, Radio.

I do not feel I can honestly compare the two until Scumpup announces where the 9/11 perps were safely based.

That one isn’t really holding up too well either, is it?

I’m disappointed.

It evidently wasn’t as high a priority for him as making a Pit post claiming it existed.

Just sayin’.