Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?

[Knowed_Out]

@ElvisL1ves

Oscar Wilde: I wish I had said that.
James McNeill Whistler: You will, Oscar, you will.

Kudos, Vinyl Turnip.

You could, if you’re being charitable, read it as a desperate plea for help.

Or, being more realistic, it means you can add obsessive stalkerism to anger control issues, gun fetishism, and, most disturbingly, violent pedophilia to the toxic stew of reasons to expect **Scumpup **to, well, suddenly disappear from the board some day. Most of his other demonstrated problems (including, here, incoherence) only affect himself, thankfully.

Quit being so polite and erudite and demonstrate why **Scumpup **hates you.

[TroutMan]

Taking Vinyl Turnip’s comment and mangling it: ElvisL1ves, when the enemy throws the pin at you, keep your distance and let the grenade explode. No need to rush over looking for a spare fuse to light; it’s unnecessary and is not going to end well for either of you.

[Larry_Borgia]

@ElvisL1ves

Or, being more realistic, it means you can add obsessive stalkerism to anger control issues, gun fetishism, and, most disturbingly, violent pedophilia to the toxic stew of reasons to expect **Scumpup **to, well, suddenly disappear from the board some day. Most of his other demonstrated problems (including, here, incoherence) only affect himself, thankfully.

Wait, what? (my coloring)

[ElvisL1ves]

I really don’t recommend it, but you *could *go into the Stupid Gun News thread and look at all the comments he’s made about raping toddlers.

[Larry_Borgia]

@ElvisL1ves

I really don’t recommend it, but you *could *go into the Stupid Gun News thread and look at all the comments he’s made about raping toddlers.

That thread is 103 pages long. Can you link to a specific post or two?

[ElvisL1ves]

I already showered today, don’t want to have to do it again.

[BrainGlutton]

@dropzone

He joined in 2003, so he’s at least twelve.

No, someone – perhaps now living, perhaps not – joined in 2003 with the username Scumpup.

[Larry_Borgia]

@ElvisL1ves

I already showered today, don’t want to have to do it again.

You really shouldn’t make such a serious accusation against someone if you’re not willing to back it up.

[Shodan]

@Larry_Borgia

You really shouldn’t make such a serious accusation against someone if you’re not willing to back it up.

He can’t.

[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves]
I already showered today, don’t want to have to do it again.
[/QUOTE]

How quickly a year passes.

Regards,
Shodan

[ElvisL1ves]

@Larry_Borgia

You really shouldn’t make such a serious accusation against someone if you’re not willing to back it up.

It’s been extensively discussed in the thread I already referred you to. If you can’t be arsed to check it out, it isn’t my problem.

[ElvisL1ves]

@ElvisL1ves

It evidently wasn’t as high a priority for him as making a Pit post claiming it existed.

Just sayin’.

It also happened just a few minutes after the edit window closed on his OP. Coincidentally.

[Larry_Borgia]

@ElvisL1ves

It’s been extensively discussed in the thread I already referred you to. If you can’t be arsed to check it out, it isn’t my problem.

Lame.

[kidchameleon]

@FuriousGeorge

I had high hopes for this thread. After reading it though, it feels a bit flat and deflated.

I see what you did there. And I approve.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@ElvisL1ves

It’s been extensively discussed in the thread I already referred you to. If you can’t be arsed to check it out, it isn’t my problem.

Well I’m feeling helpful so I did a thing.

Scumpup:

Here, I’ll say it: I have never wanted to rape or kill a toddler; such acts are evil and I would never do or want to do such things.

Now you say it.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18481667&postcount=4975
Scumpup in response to an ElvisL1ves post:

The only one here who refuses to say he has never wanted to rape a toddler is you, Chester.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=18481688&postcount=4976

And since I can’t be arsed to read that giant retarded thread I’ll just assume ElvisL1ves wants to rape a toddler because he has not said he doesn’t want to. But it’s been a couple of weeks and maybe he has changed his mind. So ElvisL1ves do you still want to rape a toddler, or have you evolved?
*Just for the record I also do not want to rape a toddler.

[TroutMan]

I liked this thread better when I was blissfully unaware of the details of their argument.

[XT]

@Scumpup

Poll to follow.

Well, I for one think that…

(conclusion to follow)

ETA: Never mind, small dog emergency in progress. I’ll have to get back to everyone with that conclusion.

[Not_a_Platypus]

I’m godawful at remembering names, so when I opened this I thought maybe it was an attempt at a funny, if baffling, pitting of the person that posts so many Cafe Society polls. Turns out it is still funny and baffling, but for entirely different reasons.

[Svejk_1]

What’s the toddler wearing?

[El_Kabong]

@Drunky_Smurf

*Just for the record I also do not want to rape a toddler.

Word. Who can stop at just one?

[dropzone]

@BrainGlutton

No, someone – perhaps now living, perhaps not – joined in 2003 with the username Scumpup.

Who the fuck do you think you are, Bricker?

Fucking lawyers.