Which of these best describes ElvisL1ves?

Save Mr. Wiggles, save the world.

That’s like saying you have lots of black friends you racist pedophile.

…say, is this the toddler-raping thread I’ve been hearing so much about?

No, this is the other toddler-raping thread.

Post to follow.

Amen brother, A - fuckin’ - men!

Buncha pin tossers they are.

See post 51.

I’m going with D although I am tempted to pick A. B and C are clearly distractors and it’s almost never E.

[QUOTE=Edward The Head]
Damn that’s funny. I’m gonna have to find a way to work that in to a conversation somehow.
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[QUOTE=El Kabong]
And another golf clap for Vinyl Turnip. Got it in one.
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[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian]
He is indeed our resident Snarket Laureate.
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[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves]
Kudos, Vinyl Turnip.
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[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder]
I can’t stop laughing out loud at this.
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Oh Jesus Mary Fucking Christ (and no offense Vinyl Turnip); do you think he created this quip or is just remembering it?

It’s a variant of an old Blond joke, but he adapted it particularly well for this and other self destructive pit threads, so kudos is due.

But when does the pin rape the toddler?

Hole to follow.

And thus I waste post 49000.

Why would you need a gun to rape a toddler? Candy doesn’t work any more?

Your laziness is not my problem.

This younger generation, doesn’t know what it’s like to work for a living, want everything spoonfed to them, where did we go wrong?

I think Scumpup is brilliant. He made an OP so lame that Elvis couldn’t resist coming in to join in the mockery, and in so doing, Elvis is effectively Pitting himself. If he’d stayed away, the thread would only be about what a nasty dumbass Scumpup can be–but now it’s about what a nasty dumbass Elvis can be, as well. Hats off, Scumpup!

I like how a thread started by Scumpup about Elvis is the toddler raping thread. May it be attached to both forevermore.

The toddler?

Yeah, it’s pretty well-worn. Laurel and Hardy, Woody Allen, Daffy Duck… hmmm, even Neidermeyer from the Twisted Sister video.

If that’s what it takes!

A.) I’m not a member of the younger generation.

B.) You made a terrible accusation against someone, present no evidence for it, and when people actually take the time to go through that thread—thanks, Drunky Smurf–it turns out that you’ve made the whole thing up. And I’m the one with the problem? The only possible response is unfortunately forbidden by pit rules.