You can make the response, just make it landward instead.
Lying ,skeevey fucktard is forbidden in the pit?
I know he didn’t create it, numbnuts, it was still funny in context.
Sure.
It’s impossible to find something funny if it’s ever been said before. Didn’t you know that?
I make my own jokes from scratch.
Some of us don’t have fancy joke laboratories. We have to find discarded jokes along the comedy highway.
Slap on a coat of paint, put a bird on it, call it “artisinal.”
What are you talking about? I do have lots of Canadian friends.
Go ahead, give it a try.
Polish poll to follow.
Number 38!
Did you miss the part where I told you what thread all that shit is in? :rolleyes:
Don’t be so fucking lazy. I’m not here to “present” you with anything, nor is anyone else.
Did you miss the part where it’s not in that thread at all?
You thought it was safe to make such an accusation because nobody is going to go wading through a 5192 post thread. Unfortunately for you, Drunky Smurf took one for the team and proved you to be a fucking liar.
:rolleyes: Search the posts by Scumpup for the word “toddler”. :rolleyes:
I don’t have that much imagination. :rolleyes:
While you’re taking *his *word for it. 
A moment’s thought might reveal the weakness of that approach, if you can manage it.
Then prove him wrong. Frankly, while I have no particular knowledge of whether Drunky Smurf is trustworthy, I know that you are not.
Frustrating as hell for you, isn’t it? 
What’s frustrating? You’re simply reinforcing an opinion of you that I have had for some years. You’re a fucking liar. So what’s new?
I have a new poll. You will be locked in a room for 24 hours with either Scumpup or ElvisL1ves, and you must choose one of them. Do you choose:
A) Hold your breath until you pass out (and hope you don’t wake up for the next 23 hours 55 minutes)
B) Fashion a noose out of your clothing
C) Bite your fake tooth that contains a secret cyanide pill
First B, then C, and then A will be facilitated by B. WIN WIN WIN.
Is this poll multiple-choice?