Paris Hilton - will kill someone while driving drunk and get sent to jail.
STAR TREK (any incarnation) - will never die. It will always have its hard-core fans and new fans.
Sanjaya - a non-entity to me.
Rosie O’Donnell - still around in some fashion.
Donald Trump - dead maybe.
Harry Potter - will never go away because the books (and movies) will keep entrancing new fans. Regarding the books, this time in history is the zenith though, and those who discover the books years/decades from now will mourn that they didn’t get in on the excitement at the time (I say that with my just-in-time experience, since I didn’t get into the books until after the 6th one was published. I would certainly be kicking myself if I had waited until all the movies were out to read the books).
Justin Timberlake - I can’t believe I’m defending Justin Timberlake. I never would have guessed I’d be in this position. I have never followed his music career and probably never will (it’s just not my kind of music and I’m more interested in female vocals anyway). I only know him from cultural osmosis and seeing his two most recent movies, where he surprised me to the core of my being. I’m convinced now that the people who are slagging him off are not moviegoers and haven’t followed his acting career. He’s a really REALLY good actor, much better than “serviceable,” and I would not be surprised in the slightest if he were one day to win an Oscar, maybe in his 30’s or 40’s. At the very least, if he keeps going at this pace and quality, he’ll get nominated a few times. It will surprise the hell out of people who only follow movies in the most shallow fashion (nothing wrong with that), and there will be jokes aplenty, wherein people like me will pop up and say, “hey, I take it you didn’t see Alpha Dog or Black Snake Moan back in 2007, did you? I knew back then that he was destined for a great acting career if he kept it up.”
Angelina Jolie - will still be around and beautiful and making movies. Even if she faded from public view, she’ll always be a mover and shaker behind-the scenes with her humanitarian efforts.
Reality Television - still around and killing brain cells.
CNN - still around and still irrelevant (as usual).
Fundamentalist Islam - Always. Nothing will kill the desire to rule the world.
Christian Right as a major political influence - Always. No scandal will kill the desire to rule the world.
Hillary Clinton - still around and in politics, though not ever as president.
The Amish - still around.
The Phelps Clan - still around and as looney as ever.
Tom Cruise - still around, still a good actor, still whacko, but happily married, Katie having come to her senses and left him, leaving him free to finally marry someone already brainwashed in the “church” of $cientology.
Gay Marriage (as a debate or as an institution) - Closer, but not there yet. Too many more old farts have to die off before it can become a reality.
Microsoft Windows - still around. Nothing will kill the desire to rule the world.
Ipods - still around though maybe not quite as stupid (let me change my own freaking batteries, willya?).
